The Retrooencabulator

This is an elaborate hoax staged, at considerable expense I would assume, by Rockwell at a sales meeting. The professional actor plays the part so convincingly I was tempted to order the device.

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• retroencabulator
• gizmo
• turboencabulator
• parody
• hightech
• Rockwell
• controlsystem

[smccrory]

An oldie but a goodie - really good stuff! ALthough, I don't recommend implementing a retroencabulator in a way that positions it perpendicular with first-generation Melcor thebulizers, as high levels of dichromic emissions have been known to escape the formiculite containment bridge. Your mileage, of course, may vary.

[es347]

Tungsten cowhide, that's the key.

[andymarge]

I have worked at Rockwell Automation (formally Allen Bradley) for nearly 34 years building the Motor Control Centers (pictured) and had NO idea they served this purpose! (he he)

[TheArtbell]

@smccrory A1! Youre as crazy as he is. Good job

[chordleburger]

He used to many big words that I didn't realize that it was BS until like halfway in. D=

[thines01a]

This is the BEST!

[unpredictedmystery]

haha...yall are silly...

[smccrory]

Of course! Sometimes you just need another set of eyes on the problem. Thanks!