AOFM #17 - Lessons I Learned From My Dad

Angry Old Fat Man gives a shout out to his Dad for Father's Day.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• angry
• old
• fat
• fathers
• day
• goddamn
• communists
• peanut
• butter
• jelly
• Nazi
• Hitler
• buzz
• bombs
• Reagan
• Edgar
• Hoover

[femtoguts]

My dad used to say people who got peanut butter in the goddam jelly were communists

[angryoldfatman]

@femtoguts LMAO!

[sethmanrockandroll]

Does your dad happen to be R. Lee Ermy from Full Metal Jacket?

[angryoldfatman]

@sethmanrockandroll LOL! Nah, but sometimes it felt like it. My old man got a draft card for Nam, but was 4-F because of a severe childhood injury. I think everything turned out for the best, like the failure of some of his backyard projects.

[Chuichupachichi]

Lesson # 1776 - While dismantling Damn Commie Bastards over an open toilette bowl, make certain to flush numerous times after accidentally dropping them in the toilette and send them back down to the damn Commie sewage pipes where they belong.

Some day I plan on having a angry, young, fat son much like you Angry... I'm certain he'll be a fine, real American boy! I'll make sure he stays away from damn Commie Bastard TV & watches all of your videos instead. He'll be quizzed on it... dammit

[angryoldfatman]

@Chuichupachichi Aw shucks, Chui, thanks! Make sure to tell your proposed progeny that peanut butter is OK, though. I hate Commies more than my Dad does, but I love me some peanut butter. If squeeze bottles for jelly had been invented about 20 years earlier, I might be the Jolly Old Fat Man now. :-(

Damn straight about McCarthy. The Venona files vindicated Tailgunner Joe. Commies were just pissed about being exposed. The truth burns little Commie bitches.

[femtoguts]

HEY MAKE MORE VIDEOS thats an order

[Bludgeonier]

Who needs them comunist destructions, anyway?!

[Chuichupachichi]

McCarthy was a good man! Damn Commie Bastards pulled the Commie wool over peoples eyes & destroyed him with damn Commie lies. We know this because by the 60's Hollywood was crawling with damn Commie Bastards that crawled out of the woodwork like Commie Cockroaches after they decided that society was getting whacked enough to start coming out from their underground, covert, sewage pipe hiding places

[angryoldfatman]

@Steenville Don't worry... my Dad's building something in his backyard to take of them! "WATCH THIS!"