The Twinprov Transformers Rap

The third in our series of film-inspired raps created in conjunction with The Daily Oklahoman's summer film coverage. For more info. go to http://www.twinprov.com.

LYRICS:

Hasbro, meet the Vrazel Bros.
with the mad hatter grin
and even madder flows
You see Transformers used to be
our very favorite show

Way back in the 80s
We encountered something strange
Toy cars, jets, and trucks
But their parts could re-arrange

OMG we were hooked
And soon after introduction
We became transformer pros
No need to read or heed instructions

Most do double duty
But a few are triple changers
Jus like them bags of Skittles
But with Mo flava combinations

I was manipulatin this
While I was rearranging that
Parents got so mad
When I changed the dog into a cat (MEOWRRR!)

Our models experimental
With smoothness elemental
Hittin you with beats and rhymes
That be rainin down torrential

Playas wanna be us
Cuz we keep the lyrics tight yo
Got all tha ladies singin
Domo arigatou, mr. roboto
(DOMO ARIGATO BREAKDOWN)

CHORUS:

Transform (transform)
(cuz theyre) Robots in disguise
Transform (transform)
(cuz theyre) More than meets the eye
Transform (transform)
thats what were talking about
Autobots! (Decepticons!)
TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT!

Fans and friends, Ill tell you again
Heres how the legendary story begins
A long long time ago in the Cybertron hood
Coupla robots started steppin
They was up to no good
Life was so perfect but they made a fuss
Cybertron jus wattint big nuff
for the both of us.

Yall 100-ton robots is as real as it gets
Goin at it in the streets
like they was Sharks and Jets
Decepticons n autobots
N never-ending contest
To see who can stuff the most
pink cubes in they chest

We was rollin down the street
Transformin
Suckin on energon cubes
Laid back
With my mind on my money
And my money on my mind

Im the star of the movie, yo Im Shia LeBeouf
Walkin tall like the Rock cuz Im man enough
Let me be brief
Heres why They call me tha BEEF

Im the new Hollywood breed
I was born to succeed
If you see me in a movie
Then Im playin the lead

Got such a need for speed
It makes me feel so alive
My mama says (mamas voice)
Youd be safer if you let Bumblebee drive!

And all yall other young stars
cant compete with me
Cuz all the young hotties wanna get with me
I double date Miley Cyrus, and Hannah Montana
Spielberg and Lucas
made me the next Indiana

Lets talk about Michael Bay
king of the blockbuster
Armageddon rocked
but Pearl Harbor lacked luster

Blowing stuff up n raining down asteroids
Hes the guy to call when you need stuff destroyed
But hes got a little problem
he ignores all us fans

So Lets take a poll by a show of hands
Got a long list so I guess well just start
Could anybody really tell the new transformers apart?

Too many pieces and they move too fast
And the plot was the part that they thought of last
Theyre robots in disguise, Michael tell us please
Since they can turn into cars,
Why do they hide behind trees?

And he left out our favorites
Hey we dont ask a lot
Dont Lazerbeak and Hot Rod deserve a shot?

And what about the Dinobots?
Did you throw them in the trash
We just got two words for you, Michael:
GRIMLOCK SMASH!

CHORUS

Yo! The mack daddy to the mack truck, OPTIMUS PRIME!

They call me Optimus
Cuz Im hot like this
They call me Prime cuz there aint no robots toppin this

the ladies call me Big Poppa
original Decepticon stoppa
If I see you creepin on my planet
Then my crew is gonna drop ya

You can't cap me
cause you're outta luck
Just like Obama I change
into a truck

Megatron hit the earth first
but the sucka had to crash
landed in the ice and froze his robot (edit)

Mad with power
the dude was pissed
So prime sunk his chassy
into the deep abyss

It's the return of MEGATRON!

Now me and Prime aint
never been the best of buds
Cuz we be feudin harder than crips and bloods
There wont be peace until were both deceased

Were kinda hard to kill, to say the least
Cuz just like Tupac, I survived the attack
To lead the Decepticons and bring the Fallen back

Oops! Did I say I was back?
(Spoiler malfunction)
I got news for all ya haters:
I STILL FUNCTION!

It started with the Allspark
now the fights gone live
Our war,
your world,
ONLY ONE WILL SURVIVE

TRANSFORMERS!

Yo, yo, yo, Cybertron knows how to party!

BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED

Category:

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[F22raptorA]

Bro put da shit on iTunes

[SalaciousScribe]

@F22raptorA We'll have an album out later this year!

[CrystalHeartSong]

obama changes into a truck????

suddenly all my lifes questions r answered..... =D

[SalaciousScribe]

It's a reference to Tim Doyle's fantastic Optimus Prime art piece parodying the Shepard Fairey Obama campaign poster. Google it!

[Solidsnakeprime501]

Wow, this is breathtaking. And the lyrics are true. I got two words for Michael Bay! GRIMLOCK SMASH!

[mymontefrios]

yes i witnessed this taping

[MusicGal248]

2:27-2:40 so freakin true

[Kurenia1]

At 2:21 the dude on the left looked like he was staring at a transformer trying to hide behind a tree. xD He was like, ". . . . . . . . umm, akward." lol!

[skullface579]

i'm not useing this

[890bumblebee]

Awesome !!

[jmacko516]

that was freaking EPIC!!! nice one

[Strife159Highloch]

I never understood why people couldn't tell them apart. Was easy for me.

[TheGlocktimusPrime]

That...was...DOPE!!!!!

[MakotoShishio5]

oh...us white guys can rap...who new..