She's Just a Teeeeeeeenager!

The angst of parent and teen alike is captured in a song designed to amuse you, annoy you, anesthetize you, and make you ecstactic that you don't have a teenage girl / make you depressed that you have a teenage girl / make you never, ever want to have a teenage girl... ...let this be fair warning: don't go down that path. Nonetheless, I love-like-no-other-love my daughter, Sarah Elise; keep being a sweetie pie, sweetie pie. This one's for you. Lyrics by J. M. Field

She's just a teenager... ...her attitude is major...
You really can't engage her... ...she's just a teenager...
She's a writhing mass of hormones wired to a cell phone; she's just a teenager...
It doesn't take much to enrage her... ...
she's just a teenager... Our entreaties do not faze her...
She says, "Leave me the frick alone" in a sweet endearing tone; she's just a teenager...

T--E--E--N She won't tell us where she's been...
A--G--E--R Out past midnite with the car...
Where'd she go and Who'd she see?----
"We met some BOYS, we watched T.V.!"
Well, why the heck can't you just call?----
"Have you been listening AT ALL??"
Just curious-no need to shout---
"I can't WAIT 'TIL I MOVE OUT!!"

She's just a teenager... ...our threats do not assuage her... We really ought to taze her... ...but she's just a teenager
One minute she's a sweetie pie--the next she's spittin' in your eye...she's just a teenager
Her friends they all obey her... ...she's just a teenager... They surely won't betray her...
We try to catch her in a lie; she sucks her teeth and rolls her eyes... ...she's just a teenager...

T--E--E--N We've been through hell and back again...
A--G--E--R I can't remember back that far...
To when she was a nicer girl----
"You make me sick--you make me HURL!!"
Drugs have gone 'n' messed up her brain----
"R U for real? R U insane?"
Is there a doctor we can call?----
"I HATE, I HATE, I HATE YOU ALL!!"

She's just a teenager... ...don't bother trying to praise her... She thinks you're trying to PLAY her...she's just a teenager...
We pray that when this nightmare ends our daughter will appear again.... She's just a teenager...
We pray that when this nightmare ends our daughter will come back again... She's just a teenager...
We pray that when this nightmare ends our daughter will come home again... She's just a teenager.

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[borek15]

keep on rockin Jon Voight

[nitriz04]

i love it!

[whyiknowimawino]

"...a writhing mass or hormones wired to a cellphone..." well done.

[whyiknowimawino]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

[kafeadikt]

a kaffe-worthy song. You're nuts. Your poor daughter.

[CooterJuneBug]

You need to find a way to share this with all the parents of teen girls the world round... Is there a support group?

[senomooo]

awesome, just awesome. I'm still smiling ....

[keepnquiet]

LOVE it....

amazing. hilarious. 5*****

[elstroker]

You got a keepah heah.

[vicmarie52]

I LIKE IT