Weasel Stomping Day - "Weird Al" Yankovic

Style Parody of Animated Music Specials
Albums - Straight Outta Lynwood

Lyrics
Faces filled with joy and cheer
What a magical time of year
Howdy Ho! It's Weasel Stomping Day

Put your Viking helmet on
Spread that mayonaisse on the lawn
Don't you know it's Weasel Stomping Day

All the little girls and boys
Love that wonderful crunching noise
You'll know what this day's about
When you stomp a weasel's guts right out

So, come along and have a laugh
Snap their weasely spines in half
Grap your boots and stomp your cares away
Hip hip hooray, it's Weasel Stomping Day

(Sounds of weasels getting stomped on, with bone-crunching and rodent-screeching effects)

People up and down the street
Crushing weasels beneath their feet
Why we do it, who can say?
But it's such a festive holiday

So let the stomping fun begin
Bash their weasely skulls right in
It's tradition, that makes it okay

Hey everyone, it's Weasel Stomping
We'll have some fun on Weasel Stomping
Put down your gun, it's Weasel Stomping Day
Hip Hip Hooray, it's Weasel Stomping Day

Weasel Stomping Day
Hey!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

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• Weird
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• Yankovic
• Weasel
• Stomping
• Day
• Straight
• Outta
• Lynwood
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• Music
• Specials
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• Seth
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• Adult
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• The
• Munnery

[123guitarest]

@MusicLover8048 on the days that you need it most: Monday and Thursday. Stomp the grass or dirt.

[potatomasher432]

Wow, every one who's taking this seriously are fucking pussies

[findley10]

Haha I could stomp a weasel right about now XD

[MusicLover8048]

The American Government should make a stomping day of some sort. It would be a fun day.

[godzilla345345]

Look at all the retards who take this shit seriously

[CheeseyBurger202]

i can nevrr look at a weasel the same again ... dis is sad :(

[CheeseyBurger202]

@teenzatfun i agree this is really mean to do that, and it really has no point anyway!!

[teenzatfun]

I have a ferret named Hershey and this is rude of you like this that just means you have no heart I think that everyyone should watch a different video and everyone dislike this and go somewhere because this is just mean ou have to not have a heart if you ever wanted to do this like and how would u like it if someone stomped on you that's right you would would not so go somewhere elce okay

[BloodLustLamb]

my teacher showed us this in class...cruel...but i culdnt stop laughin.!!

[sam1nh]

This is messed UP!!!! Who made this this crap?!