Stu the lurker gives a shout-out to his telescope which he rigs up on his balcony, Stu has affectionately nicknamed the peeper-aid "Charlotte".
The idea that Stu would be having a barbeque and poncing about on a social balcony is absurd, but I suppose Dj Slide of Laylow FM couldn't possibly have guessed how this creature lives.
You can hear "Jack the Hat", Stu's nemesis, get a shout-out straight after - a rare occasion where two of the most competitive shout-outers on the London pirate radio waves appear back-to-back on the same station at the same time.
Stu left me several psychotic voicemails after this night, claiming "Jack the Hat" had made it clear in his coded shout-out that the truce in the shout-out war was over.
Stu no longer feels safe on his balcony.
He now stores Charlotte in a locked cupboard, wrapped in satin, he fears for her life.
(Voicemails uploaded shortly).
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Tobz5991xxx 2 years ago
Big up Slide! Heavy set... Out to the Laylow FM crew.
s4ur0n420 3 years ago