"Bachelor's Anthem"

Divonne flirts madly with new kid on the block, Cliff, and he being the hopeless nerdy romantic, decides that they would live happily ever after together. John, who is the big stud on campus (or at least the theater department) tells his new friend to go for the sex and happiness of a bachelor's life!

Lyrics:

BACHELORS ANTHEM

JOHN

LUDWIG VAN BEETHOVEN
ALWAYS STAYED INSIDE HIS SHELL
HIS HAIR WAS A MESS AND SO WAS HIS DRESS
BUT HE PLAYED PIANO PRETTY WELL
NOW HIS DEAR DISTANT BELOVED LIVED A CONTINENT AWAY
AND YET HE LOVED THAT LASS SO FAIR
THERE WERE OTHER LITTLE LASSES
BUT SHE WAS A BLAST
AND GOOD REAR THEN WAS RARE.

HE WAS A BACHELOR
FREE-LIVIN BACHELOR
FREE-LOVIN BACHELOR
BE A BACHELOR.

CLIFF

LITTLE ALBERT EINSTEIN
WAS A MOST AMAZING LAD
HE ALSO DIDNT CARE TOO MUCH ABOUT HIS HAIR
BUT HIS MATH WAS NOT TOO BAD
HE LOOKED AT A, B, C AND D AND THOUGHT HED STUDY E
AND THEN HE FOUND IT EQUALED M. C. SQUARED
BUT HE COULDNT GO TO PROM
BECAUSE HE JUST HAD MADE THE BOMB
AND ALL THE GIRLS IN TOWN WERE SCARED.

JOHNCLIFF

HE WAS A BACHELORNOW I KNOW
FREE-LIVIN BACHELORMARRIAGE BLOWS
FREE-LOVIN BACHELOR
BE A BACHELOR.BE A BACHELOR.


ILL BE A BACHELORYOU BE A BACHELOR
YOU BE A BACHELORILL BE A BACHELOR
WELL BE A BACHELOR BABY, BABY,
BE A BACHELOR.BE A BACHELOR.

CLIFF

(In a cockney British accent)

KING RUFUS NEVER MARRIED, CAUSE HE NEVER TOOK A BATH.

JOHN

ATTILA THE HUN WAS IN LOVE WITH A NUN
BUT SHE WOULDNT LEAVE THE CLOTH

CLIFF

POOR MARIO ANDRETTI MARRIED, SO DID J. PAUL GETTY
AND SINATRA GOT A ZEPPO SPOUSE

JOHN

AND IF HILLARY AND BILL HAD SPLIT

BOTH

YOU CAN BET WHOD HAVE THE WHITE HOUSE.

(They pick up microphone-sized objects and begin to pretend to be rock stars)

JOHNCLIFF

HE WAS A BACHELORNOW I KNOW
FREE-LIVIN BACHELORMARRIAGE BLOWS
FREE-LOVIN BACHELOR
BE A BACHELOR.BE A BACHELOR.

(The boys rip off their shirts and swing them around while dancing on the furniture.)

ILL BE A BACHELORYOU BE A BACHELOR
YOU BE A BACHELORILL BE A BACHELOR
WELL BE A BACHELOR YEAH, YEAH,
BE A BACHELOR, YEAH!BE A BACHELOR, YEAH!

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Green Room
• College Musical
• Theater
• Comedy
• Broadway
• Off Broadway
• Backstage
• man hood
• GLEE
• High School Musical
• Cabaret
• Michael J. Willett
• Zane Gerson
• Chuck Pelletier
• Rod Damer
• C. Stephen Foster
• University
• Community theater
• sexy
• male bonding
• show stopper
• Hermosa Beach Playhouse
• Stephanie Coltrin
• Rock Musical
• Grease
• Divas
• Regional Theater
• small cast musical

[Finnishmusicful]

luv this song and funny as well!!

[GREENROOMMUSICAL]

@Finnishmusicful thank you very much for commenting

[ItsKimify]

cliff is cute and I LOVE thís Song , the Song is amazing ..♥

[GREENROOMMUSICAL]

@ItsKimify thank you so much for commenting on our work!

[MrSingingLewis]

Definately going to be the most amazing song in the musical!

[GREENROOMMUSICAL]

@MrSingingLewis Ithanks mr. lewis! we adore your enthusiasm!

[GREENROOMMUSICAL]

zane was awesome! 

[angielious]

wow Zane Gerson was from Colbys Clubhouse bacc in the 90's! WOW... he looks SOOO different! xD