The Ultimate Grilled Meat Restaurant! Orin's Hell Eatery! with English Sub v1.00

From Nico Video: sm6327843

Transcription
Encoding: lxw
English Lyrics: lxw
Romaji Lyrics: http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Lyrics:_%E7%A9%B6%E6%A5%B5%E7%84%BC%E8%82%89%E3...

究極焼肉レストラン！お燐の地獄亭！
My translation of "The Ultimate Grilled Meat Restaurant! Orin's Hell Eatery!" Please feel free to correct any errors or suggest better ways to translate any parts.

Notes:
*Wasshoi is a phrase said during festivals in Japan. The closest thing I can think of is... cheers?
*The Japanese word for meat is "niku" and sounds like the numbers 2 and 9. So 2 times 9 is 18 therefore "2-9 2-9 2-9 2-9 spells meat and makes 18."
*Orin is the nickname for Rin.
*According to Touhou Wiki, Rin has the "power to carry away corpses." Now, Rin offers you some "secret meat." Do you?
A) Eat at the restaurant.
B) Run away!
If you picked A, welcome and have a great festival. Wasshoi!
If you picked B, no niku niku niku yakiniku for you. Rin! Rin!

Translation for the paper at the end. Thanks to YagMi6.
Cease and desist
To: Rin's resteraunt of hell  Rin
-counterfeit merchandise
-contaminated foreign material
-zombie fairies are impossible to dodge
-run-up to 6th boss is too hard
-manner of dress troublesome
Business is SUSPENDED for these reasons
GENSOKYO COURTHOUSE

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Version 1.00
Translated Lyrics:

Welcome! Are you alone?
Do you grill meat often? Do you prepare it rare?
Alriiight, a seat at the bottom of Hell. I'll be your guiiide!
Rin Rin Ri-rin Rin Rin Ri-rin Rin
Rin Rin Ri-rin Rin Ri-ri-ri-rin
Rin Rin Ri-rin Rin Rin Ri-rin Rin
Rin Rin Ri-rin Rin Ri-ri-ri-rin
Meat, meat, meat, meat. Grilled meat is
the ultimate gourmet (Rin Rin!)
Let's eat! (Let's eat) Let's drink! (Let's drink)
Evening cheers too! Bottle-bottle, Mmmm...
Here! One slab of hormone, thank you for waiting!
Fresh and raw straight from the source! It's the secret meat!
A lot of fresh meat! (Cheeeers!)
Preliminary arrangements to replenish stock (Cheeeers!)
The seasoning is thick (Cheeeers!)
Isn't the odour deceptive? (Cheeeers!)
This festival is a celebration! Ha!
Okuu's mega flare will mark the opening
with a roast! The heat is too intense. It's charred!
That always happens so don't worry about it, nyan nyan
Nyan nyaka nyan nyan nyan
2-9 2-9 2-9 2-9 spells meat and makes 18
It's the supreme menu! (Rin! Rin!)
Let's grill! (Let's grill!) Let's burn! (Let's burn!) See,
however many pieces is OK
Ran-Ran, It's the way things should look
Finish everything neatly (Rin! Rin!)
Let's eat! (Let's eat) Let's drink! (Let's drink)
Everyone, however many pieces! Welcome to heaveeeen!
Checkout, that would be 1 million yen!
Ah, you don't have that much? Is that right!
Then it's time to remove some meat to restock. ☆

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[ELITEHAMSTER123]

TONIGHT! WE DINE IN HELL!!!

...

Yes Rin, the usual seats please...

[DominoHarvard]

- Zombie Fairies are impossible to dodge

- Run-up to 6th Boss is too Hard

So true!

I'm glad I'm not the only one who feel that way T_T

[darkninjaabc]

Actually, it does seem to make sense of their huge bill...

-Suika's sake, which is, alot.

-Marisa's hormone

-Celestial Torturefest Performance

-Moriya Shrine's food

-SDM Food

-Cirno...?

-Yukari and Ran's...

-Yuyuko, just Yuyuko's

In fact, I think Orin threw in a huge discount.

[harushi31]

@AnimeInsanity99 A Bullet-hell shooting game. You can look it up for more info

[AnimeInsanity99]

What is touhou? A game, anime or manga? I've heard about it but I don't know for sure -.-(

[OtakuBurgerHERO]

i woud eat at that resturant!!! XDDDDD

[mendaliv]

1:38: Am I the only person thinking "Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do?" After all, it's the Highest Judge of Paradise, Shikeiki Yamaxanadu!

[kmrs8]

i've never played the game but is this touho

[SonicGale]

Actually she melted, also, if you look carefully in the scene where Tenshi gets blasted, you'll notice a figure falling in the backround when Iku poses.

[SonicGale]

@JadeEmbodient Wrong numbskull, CIrno melted due to hells intense flames

[Bowarcher]

Next time, Yuyuko is paying for her own damn food.

[ilovecoffeev]

not the best place for vegatarians,i guess