"We're Number 37" - Paul Hipp

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Here is a little song celebrating our position at #37 in the world in healthcare.

"We're Number 37"

Come one, Come all
Down to the hall
We're gonna make noise
We're gonna bust balls
We're gonna disrupt
We're gonna jump in the fray
I got a list of all the things that were supposed to say
We're gonna get real rowdy
Have a barrel of fun
But were the USA so by the way be sure to bring a gun
And buddy

We're Number 37
We're the USA
We're Number 37
And were so proud to say
We got old people crying at the pharmacy
Pay your deductible
This aint the land of the f-f-f-free Grandma
We're Number 37
We're the USA

People of the town come on down
And if you got a crazy rumor you can spread it around
I kind of like my insurance and I like my health
The other 47 million can go treat themselves
To some prayer in chapel
Fold your hands and pray
Because we are a Christian nation and that is the Christian way
And brother

We're Number 37
We're the USA
The big Number 37
And we're so proud to say
We're #1 one in tanks
We're #1 in planes
We're #1 in war with #2 for brains
We're Number 37
We're the USA

I drew a Hitler mustache on the president
Yea! Aint that neat
My brother had a hernia operation last year
And now hes living out on the street

We're Number 37
We're the USA
The big Number 37
And we want to keep it that way
Be sure to bring the kids
All of the boys and girls
Because the #1 health care system in the world.

Is inFrance???

We're Number 37
We're the USA
We're Number 37
And we got something to say
We pay more for less
40% in fact
Lets bite some fingers off
Shout at the handicapped
Cause buddy
We're Number 37
We're the USA

We're Number 37
We're the USA
We're Number 37
We're the USA

© Paul Hipp 2009

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  News & Politics

[robintimothycard]

159 heathcare executives sadistically fapped to this video.

[nowthatsinteresting1]

US healthcare: $6000 per capita. Canada, most of Europe, UK: $2500 - 3000. I thought the private sector was meant to be efficient?? It's almost as though the private sector are taking advantage of all you naive Americans....

[nowthatsinteresting1]

US healthcare: $6000 per capita. Canada, most of Europe, UK: $2500 - 3000. I thought the private sector was meant to be efficient?? It's almost as though the private sector are taking the mick out of all you naive Americans....

[nowthatsinteresting1]

Very funny - ta everso! I note that the UK healthcare system costs half as much per person than the US healthcare. I though the 'free market' was known for efficiency?? It's almost as if the private sector is a bunch of sh*te...

[thepigsrdumb20]

this is absolutely ridiculous. how hard is it to understand: if you want health insurance, purchase it. if you don't, or can't get approved for it: SAVE YOUR OWN MONEY TO PAY FOR YOUR OWN HEALTH. gee, but what if you don't have the money to pay for your own hospital bills? perhaps you could try surviving without multiple color television sets or automobiles?! genius? no, just not socialism.

[Msdamore7]

Bravo - well done! It greatly displays the ignorance of those that resist making positive changes to our ridiculous health care system.

[Bashia b]

Notice how all those GOP legislators keep saying right out loud how we have the best health care system in the world and they don't want Obama care to destroy it. Liars, liars pants on fire. Guess they think so because their health care is so great.

[Atlas1970]

My wife had day surgery on her arm took 3 hours. $19,000.00!

[Donald Mersel]

Great video. We have to make this go viral while the GOP tries to make us last. 37th is pretty good for Sarah Palin and the Republicans.

[snicky58]

Wonderful stuff! (I found your vid through the web site/blog of Elizabeth Pisani.)