Johnny Cage vs. Goro
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Why didn't everyone fighting in Mortal Kombat think of that? Seriously, you lose, you die....You might as well pack some kind of weapon or dirty trick to win.
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those were 500 dollar sunglasses asshole!
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@EricSchwin22 if you act as goro like the dude did- you're gonna be hit in the balls. i wish i saw it. i'd be laughing my ass off
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JOHNNY THE NUTSHOTER 8D
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I'll get you next time gadget.......NEXT TIME..bwahaaa!!!
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nutality!!
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(cage shouting from a safe distance)
DOES THIS MEAN THAT I WIN!?
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ouch thats gotta hurt
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ummm...cutegirl, it's not cool to punch your boyfriend in the balls. Yea! The scary part is you're proud of it and you bragged how your hands didn't hurt afterwards. Now think about it, how would you like it if your boyfriend punches you in the Vagina really hard and laughs it off?
So only punch a guy in the balls for self defense if he is trying to rape you, or attack you, but don't punch a guy in the balls and think it's a joke...it's not funny at all.
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Back in HS, me and my bf reenacted this scene, he was Goro and I was Cage. He said, I'll crush your with one blow, and put his arms in the air roaring, then I punched him in the balls. It was supposed to be a fake hit, but I ending up going all the way for it. It was a chance that had to be taken, a tall boy standing legs open, wearing loose gym shorts, arms flexing in the air, abs tight, and bulge exposed. I got him GOOD! However, unlike Cage, my fist didn't hurt afterwards, it was soft balls!
LOLZ!! "Those were 500 dollar sunglasses, asshole!" That line cracks me up.
n1g3ld34c0n 4 years ago 7
The character is, but not the actress.
She's pretty hot in other movies, though.
darkarbiter7 3 years ago 4