Firebolt - BYU Divine Comedy

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BYU's sketch comedy group Divine Comedy changes a popular a song to be much more Harry Potter friendly.

Lead Singer: Whitney Call
Cast - Mallory Everton, Matt Meese, Dana Fleming, Caitlin Clive, Jason Gray, Adam Berg, James Perry, Jonathan Wrigley, Jordan Smith
Camera - Mike Dalton
Props/Costumes- Susie Ingoldsby, Amy Cappuccio

Lyrics:

Do you ever feel,
like you were meant to fly
Somewhere far away
From ordinary life?
Do you ever feel
like no one seems to know
Your love for dragons or
Dressing up in cloaks

Did you ever feel so disappointed when
You closed the book and realized that the story had to end
But maybe you were wrong and you are chosen too
So come and ride the floo

Just like the boy who lived,
your wiz-ard's waiting, kid
There are no squibs
Now go out, catch your snitch
And baby, ride your Firebolt
Show the world your magic force
Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh!"
As you speak in parsel to-o-ongue
Baby, with your Firebolt
Sorted into Gryffindor
When you get your ow-ow-owl
You're gonna leave 'em going "wo-ow-ow!"

You were waiting for your eleventh year
To go to Hogwarts and drink some butterbeer
Now it's been a while, and you're losing faith
Just a muggle-born, it might be too late

Maybe the reason why your letter didn't come
So you can stay protecting muggles as the Chosen One
This is real, you know, it ain't no puppet show
So grab your wand and go.

Getting set, ready for
the warAgainst the foeFor Dumbledore
His army secure 'Cause baby with your Firebolt
Let your own patronus soarMake 'em go "Oh my-y-y!"
All those dementors, stupefie-ie-ied
Baby, with your Firebolt
Taking down Voldemort
Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh!"
"Expelliarmus!" and he's go-o-one

Vroom, vroom, vroom
Soaring higher on your broom, broom, broom

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  Comedy

[beatlesbabe27]

silly divine comedy..... you can't stupefy a dementor! haha

[MzBeanieB]

Don't tell Moony to shut up!

[backtodrawingboard]

Hey everybody! I would really appreciate if you could go check out my Harry Potter parody. I really think you would like :)

[RemusL19]

Oh my gosh this song is so true. This almost made me cry because it fits everyone so perfectly.

[Theboywholivedlives]

I feel sort of sad and happy at the same time when I hear this song, it really captures how the fandom feels at this time.

[Amy W]

Mallory did sound like Luna. I wouldn't have noticed that.

[jmhauwiller]

Loved watching this since it was first uploaded...but now for some reason the "Shut up, Lupin" cuts off. Please, DC, can you fix this? Thx

[RiverSeth]

i taught my mates at sollege this song. so now we burst into song when we are bored.

much more fun doing it to this song than the original...

[FieryBlaziken11]

How do you know it's Moony? It may be Padfoot, or Greyback!

[Cinzia Galasso]

Thisi s great!!!! :)

[jedilibrarian85]

BYU alumna here. How did you get permission to use the owl??? And thanks for the Shasta cameo!!!! Awesome!!!

[Ellie Ward]

This song = INSPIRING