Ghetto Capitalist Discusses Dreams and Thick White Girls on True Capitalist Radio

@limozeen64
I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and and live out the true meaning of it's creed: Everyone will be equal, getting the same amount of money on their EBT... receiving section 8 funds based on tangible needs and not the property values set forth in their respective communities
by greedy men.

I have a dream that one day, on the red hills of GA the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood and break bread and have a feast, paid for solely by EBT.

I have a dream that one day the state of Miss, a state sweltering in the heat of injustice, will be transformed into an oasis of ghetto capitalist swimming in a pool of malt liquor, smoking blunts, grilling out, and wearing bootleg Nike apparel without fear of prejudice and ridicule.

I have a dream where one day my four children will live in under the same roof, eating ribmeat and drinking similac without baby mama drama and crackheads deficating on my lawn at 2 in the afternoon, knowing everyone can see they ashy asses.

I have a dream that one day everyone will be exalted, Where black people will be judged on the content of their character instead of stereotyped by the dreads on they heads, the golds in they mouth, or the nappiness and qaulity of they weave.

I have a dream that all ghetto queens will be able to get manicures and pedicures without having to spend they child support money. a dream where Lee press on nails will be a thing of the past and french manicures will be paid for by the government so these hoes will look nice and be able to find a job.

A dream where one day Alabama Black Snake wont be taboo and every thick hambone white girl will come to accept the fact that blacks are bigger than most white men, even though thats really a stereotype. But it gives blacks the upper hand with these thick hoes. even though they asses be fat, they titties be big, and they nipples poke out like little pink erasers on #2 pencils. It's like the ghetto SATs up in this mothafucker Ghost....

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• ghetto
• capitalist
• true
• capitalism
• welfare
• ribmeat
• 213
• ebt

[Daggerspine107]

2:55 GhettoCapatilist actually fucking laughed while he was on TCR?

[TravisScottGosselin]

And this is why 213 is the 2011 Troll of the Year.

[koolaidguy23]

@Hb9k WHAT?!.......WHAT??!!!

[Smoke393]

Ghetto SATs is best SAT

[donspew]

rofl! MLK would be proud!

[Hb9k]

"I have a dream that all ghetto queens will be able to get manicures and pedicures without having to spend they child support money."

HAH

[p4ul1z]

Ghetoo MLK!

[wtfd00d08]

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[JChenler]

keep em coming!

[dorr213]

Mississippi is already like that, but it was a nice sentiment. (I live there)

[daedamot]

"But it gives blacks the upper hand with these thick hoes. even though they asses be fat, they titties be big, and they nipples poke out like little pink erasers on #2 pencils. It's like the ghetto SATs up in this mothafucker Ghost."

Pure, amazing, poetry. I was on the line when you called and I was just like, man, there's no way I'm going to top that. Kudos.