Eminem Parody - Comin' Out The Closet by Skiddles

A parody of Eminem's "Cleaning Out My Closet" written and performed by Skiddles. Recorded and mixed at Triple Deuce 4 Studio.

A full music video is planned for a future release.

Triple Deuce 4 Studio was founded by members of Lincoln, Nebraska band Harmonic Dissidents.

Check out some of their recordings at www.myspace.com/harmonicdissidents

As of 9/13/08, I have changed some of the lyrics to this song. I may re-post the new version of the song prior to posting a video, or I may wait until the video is shot to release the new version.

lyrics

How's my hair?
Wow!
I know! It's fabulous!
Hey, Bruce! Not now, I'm recording.
Oops, my bad.
Uh, no it wasn't.
Yo, yo:

Have you had your hair braided by incarcerated villains? I have. I've been molested by 10 frustrated villains. Lickin' hinds as my dick inclines, look at it climb. Stick the behind of another fuckin' kid for the grind. I get the notion my motions run deep as lotion's explodin'. Penis flarin' from sharin', just blow 'em all and keep goin'. Not taking nothing from no one, give 'em head till I stop breathing. Keep lickin' ass until morning what I brought home in the evening. Leave 'em with the taste as sour as vinegar in their mouth after they trigger me, setting off my wiggly spout. Look at me now. I bet you're probably sick of me now, ain't ya momma? I'm a make you look at my dick do thrusts now.

I'm sorry mamma. I never meant to hurt you. I never meant to take your guy but tonight, I'm coming out the closet...from behind. I said I'm sorry mamma. I never meant to hurt you. I never meant to take your guy but tonight, I'm coming out the closet.

I got some chains and whips in my closet and I don't know if your guy knows it so before he throws me into his backseat and hos it, I'm a expose it. I'll take you back to 2003, before I ever had to worry over 3 STDs. His dick looked shady maybe it was just a couple of bumps. My faggot instinct said to go ahead and give it a rump. My cheeks split, and then I told him he should go for a ride. Then again, on second thought I just should have came in his eye! Ass itches daily, and it's just one picture I can provide. There was that time at the gym, I split the cheeks of each guy, even the clerks at work who weren't even on break. You think I made a mistake? Well, I'm only human and not man enough to face 'em today. What I did was stupid, no doubt it was dumb. But the smartest shit I did was take a shower once I was done. Cuz I was sticky, shit I was like sixty post-it notes. It's my life. I'd like to welcome yall to the feminem show.

I'm sorry mamma. I never meant to hurt you. I never meant to take your guy but tonight, I'm coming out the closet...from behind. I said I'm sorry mamma. I never meant to hurt you. I never meant to take your guy but tonight, I'm coming out the closet.

Now I would never piss off my mama just to get recognition. Take a second to listen why me and her boyfriend are kissin. Now put yourself in my position, just try to envision witnessing your mama's boy toy in a seductive position, bitchin' that mama's always makin' him feel worse when he's missin, goin' bananas when he mentions another females dimmensions. My whole life I was make to believe it's not dick that I wanted, till I grew up and I blew cock till I got sick to my stomach. Lovin' dick! Wasn't it the reason you make your guy leave from me ma? So you could try to nullify the way I beat his meat raw? Well guess what, I'm getting bolder now and I told him come over. Thanks for showing up so quick now ma, get lost cuz we're horny. His dick is getting so big now, you should see it, it's beautiful. But you'll never see it till I suck him off at your funeral. You see what hurts me the most, you won't admit that it's long. Bitch, do your song! Keep telling yourself you don't miss the schlong. But how dare you try to dis the penis you no longer get! You selfish bitch, I hope you fuckin' earn a shriveled up clit! Remember when you would ride his penis so endlessly? Well guess what, it gets head, head from me on my knees!


I'm sorry mamma. I never meant to hurt you. I never meant to take your guy but tonight, I'm coming out the closet...from behind. I said I'm sorry mamma. I never meant to hurt you. I never meant to fuck your guy, that's a lie. I fucked him in the closet.

mm mmm
Bruce
Where did you learn to do that?
Wow.
Oh, Bruce.
Oh....taste the rainbow, taste the rainbow, TASTE THE RAINBOW!

Category:

Music

Tags:

• eminem
• skiddles
• cleaning
• out
• my
• closet
• rap
• gay
• parody
• comedy
• hiphop

[TheYooan]

I cant get that people think this is funny, and why they even think about doing a parody on this song. this is one of his saddest and most seriously songs ever. rapping about his mom who was evil. Shame on you who did this parody and shame on you who think this is funny

[rhskiddles]

I can't get why people who feel as you do feel it necessary to click on a parody of this song. It seems to me that you're a glutton for punishment, who craves to be offended. Shame on you for viewing a clip you knew beforehand you wouldn't like, and shame on you for leaving a comment.

[cutestemo]

LMAO omg, loved it. HAHAHAHA

[Arti575]

it sucks

[brian1990aguilar]

fucking halarious

[TotalKeisari]

This song needs a video

[JMGill199218]

i never meant to take your guy but im comin out the closet xD oh lord funnyy

[antdawgy20]

lmao funnny omg

[010191005388]

@TheYooan If you think this wouldnt be a good song DONT SEARCH IT, I just think you like going around on songs you know you will hate and say stuff about the people that made them because your a fat son of a bit**

[JoeyWtf1]

@TheYooan Who are you to shame people you don't know? Go fuck yourself

[thafuknouz]

@DJCACproductionz My point is what i said was true. What you said was a mere baby comeback diss.

[DJCACproductionz]

@MrZachandluke lolklol

[DJCACproductionz]

@thafuknouz And u suck dicks? your point is?