FRITZL TRIAL BEGINS!!!

Dungeon master Josef Fritzl, who imprisoned his daughter and the children he fathered by her in a cellar for years, has pleaded insanity to Austrian courts. His confession was taped exclusively for European news broadcasters this afternoon.

Fritzl, 73, has admitted imprisoning his daughter for 24 years, having sex with her and incinerating the corpse of one of their seven children.

What is most disturbing about the information that the Krout Monster has blurted out from his crust-covered mouth is his insane plot to take over the world using a mind control technique passed down through the levels of a secret organisation known as the F.P.F., or as they are known to the outside community, the Floundering Penis Farmers of Genocide.

His ideology may be crooked but at closer inspection, he may have been caring enough to create a safe haven environment that he could control. The world has gotten so rotten that who could blame him for protecting his family in this way?

Published courtesy of The National Tit.

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[TheChildFoundation]

That shit is so Cellar.

[junkie8808]

i crapped a better show than this

[19HardstePShuffleR90]

0:19  my name ist sch sch fritzl hahaha ^^

[lenna22]

muahahahaaa!!!awsome!

[gunslashyotz]

sick!!!!!!!!

[Snadero]

hahaha genius

[IvanGrocer]

austrian not australians pls

[Drjrecordz]

shit was SO basement

[ROBattles]

Those Australians are some sick people, this is the second time something like this happened there!

[Wagoneer]

CRAZY AUSTRALIANS

[allahonsteroids]

STREWTH