The Critic - Tom Cruise
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Classic. I wish they would bring this show back
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Tom and 6 of his alien worshipping buds disliked this
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When he mocks Cruise, those aren't jokes.
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here is the update
War of the World... is the latest stinker from Tom Cruise. He isn't acting anymore, he's on "Cruise Control"! Ahahahahahaha! I just-- I just, made that... up!
Mission Impossible III... is the latest stinker from Tom Cruise. He isn't acting anymore, he's on "Cruise Control"! Ahahahahahaha! I just-- I just, made that... up!
Vanilla Sky... is the latest stinker from Tom Cruise. He isn't acting anymore, he's on "Cruise Control"! Ahahahahahaha! I just-- I just, made that... up!
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Man, imagine what Jay would go on if he saw Cruise today.
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HACHI MACHI!!
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@valdezx Oh shut up. Yes, it's a common thing to tell people to shut up, but the joke's premise and execution are almost exactly the same. Sure, they probably didn't steal the joke (poor wording on my part), but you have to admit it's pretty eerily similar.
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@eruption257 I think I also heard "is the latest" in an episode of Futurama. Like telling someone to shut up, clearly The Critic created this.
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He isn't acting anymore, he's on "Cruise Control"!
Rainman... is the latest stinker from Tom Cruise. He isn't acting anymore, he's on "Cruise Control"! Ahahahahahaha! I just-- I just, made that... up!
A Few Good Men... is the latest stinker from Tom Cruise. He isn't acting anymore, he's on "Cruise Control"! Ahahahahahaha! I just-- I just, made that... up!
The Firm... is the latest stinker from Tom Cruise. He isn't acting anymore, he's on "Cruise Control"! Ahahahahahaha! I just-- I just, made that... up!
TheLizzard0 2 years ago 70
HAHA! You got a very valid point, but on the other hand, SHUT UP! Lol, this show was underrated.
WanderLink 2 years ago 64