Why don't you kill yourself?
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Uploaded by religul0us on Jan 6, 2009
Fragment from Religulous
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yada yada yada.. killing yourself is a sin..
yada yada yada.. thou shall not kill..
yada yada yada.. you will go to hell..
The answer to that question is clear, but that's not the point of this video here.
The point is that religious people wouldn't think for an answer themselves, they would go "oh.. which part of the bible should I quote?.. ohh no, what a predicament" (now repeat that in a whispery and worried voice).. and when they found an answer they would say something like "God has a plan for me".. wait.. that's exactly what the guy replied! and guess what? that phrase can be an answer to almost everything!.. let's see some examples:
Q: Why do you have syphilis?
A: God has a plan for me
Q: Are you planning on buying that car?
A: God has a plan for me
Q: Hey, that girl over there is looking at me! gimme a killer pick up line! (imperative mood)
A: God has a plan for me
Q: 10:36 AM (not actually a Q, but works anyway!)
A: God has a plan for me
Q: Hey, you're bleeding there! (not actually a Q, but works anyway! x2)
A: God has a plan for me
The other reason why I uploaded just this part of the movie is that it's hilarious!
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