D.C. Wood's AWFUL Poems...ON STAGE!!! - The Fabricated Soldiers (FINAL EPISODE!)

F.T.O. of the general YouTube public,

D.C. Wood was under "mild stress" when recording and post producing this last episode of D.C. Wood's AWFUL Poems...ON STAGE!!! On behalf of Mr Wood, we would like to state that his contract will not be renewed due to the dismal failure of this show, his blatant lack of talent, highly nonprofessional attitude and the expenses in providing the crude audience free drink week-after-week.

THIS SHOW HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY CANCELLED.

We ask that you pay no attention whatsoever to Mr Wood's outbursts, and respect everyone's best interests by never mentioning him or this series ever again. As always, we would quite like to apologize for the inconvenience we have caused by broadcasting this tripe in the first place.

The Powers That Be. (03/10/11)

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The Fabricated Soldiers

They there were,
The immortal ones.
Woven in gold,
Coming towards us
From canvas sea.

Rough as tides,
Smooth as sandpaper,
The oncoming wave.
We stood frozen,
Entranced by confusion.

"Friend or foe?"
We shouted them.
Silent they were,
As they advanced,
Under textile stars.

Row by row,
They came forth,
Numbers never ending,
Imagination carrying them
From infinity itself.

We greeted them,
They greeted us.
The moment captured,
By finest patchwork.
Then they spoke.

"Do not fear,"
Their voices united,
Threaded together beautifully.
"Be awe-inspired, believers.
Marvel this achievement."

"Behold our gift."

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N.B. "What I Wanna Hear" is by Matt Schofield. Copyright Nugene Records.

P.S. I HAD contacted Matt Schofield and Nugene records - SEVERAL TIMES!!! - to see if it was okay to use this song for this project, and they never replied. NO INFRINGEMENT IS INTENDED. PURELY FOR FUN.

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