What the Heck is This Man Saying? ( Funny Australian Slang )

Wow, if you can figure out what this guy's saying (and what it means) you're a true bushman




I am not an employee of Freelancer.com.au -- I am a loyal and satisfied member of their community. Being married to an Australian woman, and having lived there myself, I know how proud Australians are of their traditions. Our video has fun with some thick aussie slang, and invites the audience to join the future of freelance work in Australia. For authenticity, we collaborated with Mr. Neville Gardner, a native Australian with 20 years of service in law enforcement, and Mr. Phil Kennedy, former morning announcer of 104.7 FM in Grafton, NSW, Australia. The video was produced with the assistance of Aces TV, Inc., an Emmy Award-winning production team based in Los Angeles, California. Freelancer.com.au has revolutionized the way workers and employers connect, and we will use viral and social marketing to promote this all throughout the country, for a strong, working Australia! Thank you for your consideration, Sincerely, --Daniel Alvarado

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[igorvlassov]

Hi Daniel, your contest entry is really attractive & conclusive. Can you check my video too please? You could find a really exciting accecnt because of I (lyrics writer) & my daughter (singer) are non-native English speakers at all :)

[DanielMAlvarado]

@igorvlassov Thanks very much - i'll check out your video too :)

[UnknownBroadcaster22]

I understand him perfectly. It pays to be Australian in these situations!

cheers!

[oldbean86]

"How are ya mate? I been from the big smoke to the back of Burke to get a website for me bizzo and it's got me ticker tighter than dingoes clacker."

Greetings, sir, I have been searching exhaustively for website for my business and the whole ordeal has caused me a great amount of stress.

Big Smoke = City

Back of Burke = Middle of Nowhere

Bizzo = Business

Ticker = Heart

Dingo = Native Wild Dog

Clacker = Arsehole

[MrsCokelover123]

I'm Aussie I understood him perfectly

[ReneeElizabethLowe]

@oldbean86 i love that you felt you had to translate this for all the non australians out there. thats gold

[jaidenparrafan9]

lol u say we talk funny listen to some of the homeless american rednecks talk

[mollymitch1]

@IcanbePsycho Right mate

[MrGixxer91]

I'M AUSSIE :D it sounds perfect to me.

[darepow]

Ps for those who don't know (poor uneducated souls)..."back'a Bourke" simply means a long way away. Bourke is a country town in NSW -a long way away. Lol

[darepow]

Beeyoooodifulll mate! I understood him perfectly -he's an Aussie after all.

[sparkl1nwat3r]

@oldbean86 Wow, thanks for that clarification :)

[MegaCheekyMonkee]

It's easy to understand

[bronteebabe97]

how is that hard to understand? im australian.