Radical solutions to save our planet

Well, people do come up with some daft ideas in the name of being green and avoiding environmental issues, so Morris's thoughts probably won't seem so unusual. Unlike his beard - don't know what is going on there.

Here is his rant, I mean proposal.
I dont think there is anyone in the world that cares more for our planet than I do; and thats why I felt compelled to offer some radical advice.
Right my idea is so out of the box that it might confuse a few people, but stick with it because it is the only solution. And its my idea!
The reason we dont have a working green planet at the moment is quite clearly because everybody knows that none of the current solutions work.
Wind farms are a waste of time, because if enough turbines are erected to give us the electricity we need they will use up all of the wind, and there will be no weather left to generate energy.
Solar energy sounds promising, and you cant run out of ultra-violet rays too easily, but all of these panels will reflect light back out into space and make our planet much more visible to nasty aliens that want to take over our planet and steal our water. We may as well put an add on the Universe wide web that we want our heads kicking in, honestly its too dangerous!
Hydro-electric dams sound like a good idea, as water is in-compressible, and there is more water on planet Earth than there is people with ADHD, but water and electricity dont mix, and we could easily set the whole world on fire, wed have to re-build humanity all over, and I dont fancy going back to eating apples and having my ribs robbed for the sake of the Suffragettes.
Anyway, now that Ive explained why none of these ideas could ever work, its time to open the doors of perception and get ready to be blown away by some special Morris wisdom.
What we need is to build a massive nuclear power-plant in space, and I say massive, because it needs to be the size Venus, but a bit more stable if you get what I mean? And, Vodaphone can find a way of getting the energy back to Earth using some sort wireless technology. But the best bit is what we do with the waste, as that is the cause for nuclear not being embraced like a great big vanilla smelling teddy bear. What we do is build masses of monster rocket things, load them up with the radioactive waste and fire it into the Sun, brilliant! Not only do we get rid of the waste but we can stop the Sun from ever turning into a white dwarf

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[BennnnyBoooom]

you have a big ball hair hanging from your chin...

[gardenspoon]

@BennnnyBoooom Yeah, it's actually a bit of carpet :-)

[jondavis1234]

Morris for prime minister!

[dave474c]

Thanks for that. Now I feel like going out killing.

[gosubroutine2]

Reminds me a bit of Citizen Smith- would do better in a BBC TV sitcom than most of the modern crop of 'comic actors' - go and do an audition mate.

[tietie1424]

America +1 Sure your accent might be fun to listen to, but you are pronouncing every word wrong..hippy (hih - pee) not (Hih-  payee)

[pencilcollectionpost]

@gardenspoon I'm not giving you tips, you cheeky northerner!

[gardenspoon]

@pencilcollectionpost Where would the potential theif store such a thing?

[pencilcollectionpost]

@gardenspoon I had well over half a tank. and I did take the Nat Sav (spoonerism, hehe) but only because I didn't want someone drilling a hole in it to get the electricity out

[gardenspoon]

@pencilcollectionpost I bet you didn't have any petrol anyway. I bet when you leave your car you take your sat-nav with you, otherwise you'll never find it again.

[pencilcollectionpost]

@gardenspoon You say you don't want your car getting nicked, but last time I played there, some joker drilled a hole in my petrol tank whilst in a flood lit car park by a main road. It was still there when I got back to it, just obviously couldn't drive. So I don't know what you're worried about!