Ex- wife song Good version

lyrics:

My daddy married a women ( this was number one) her name was denise and she was sorta fun After nine monthes of carrying a child she spit that baby out and daddy went wild Six monthes later came women number 2 her name was teresa and she was kinda blue 2 kids later they broke up he ran away just like a scared pup After the brake up came women number 3 Her name is joann and she was fun and free 2 more kids added to the one she's got she sits at her computer and there she stays to rot A couple years later here comes women number 4 her names rhonda and she's cool down to the core They had no kids except one of her own and they were so broke that they didn't own a phone when number 4 wasn't looking number three took daddy back She came back for more and i think thats kinda wack She was looking for love i think but all she found was pain It was all her fault anyway i think she was insane another couple years later number 4 got daddy back she was looking for her prince to make up for what she lacked After daddy started cheating number 4 had had enough on the way out the door she made sure to grab her stuff Now outta the confusion comes women number 5 her name is robin and she was full of life she had a bunch of money so daddy was pleased he never went broke so the marriage was a breeze After the divorce he met women number 6 her name is tami and she was thrown into the mix she was very funny,mature and grown but daddy started cheating and now he's all alone

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• funnyex-wife
• song
• poem
• hilarious

[asagisohma]

i love Ashley's hair it's always in a pony tail and now it's short.

[Kikyo4everabb]

HAHAHAHAHAHA