Pony Fanfic #1: What do you do with a drunken unicorn? (with Lazryus & silentkilerX)

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• unicorn
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[zeromegamanx]

I'm now drunk off the words you spoke.

[Popoman100]

@zeromegamanx

Sry to get u drunk there Xp

[ROBLOXChris]

*puts headphones on* /)o| -.- |o(\

*watches this video* /)o| o3o |o(\ *tries not to laugh*

Twilight: YES!!! *knocks over empty bottles*

*spits for a second and covers mouth*

Luna: She's not gonna send a report when she loses her virginity will she?

*laughs uncontrollably*

[Punisherfan123]

My name is Nikolai. I hate zombies but love vodka. I say to the drunken ponies " DON'T TOUCH MY VODKA, OR I'LL GET RICHTOFTEN ON YOU!!!!"

[Gkthepwner]

I want a drunk pony :D

[ertuzom]

oh fuck ...

[thegoodwoodnate]

@zeromegamanx same here but im a recovering alcoholic so you dear sir ow me an apology

[dark7element]

They really need to find someone else to do the narration for these. Popoman is constantly breathing heavily into the mic and mispronounces nearly all of the words.

[weswii]

I would have it use magic to wank me lol

[haahoo388]

early in the mournin

[WorldWalker128]

What would I do with a Drunken Unicorn???

That's a good question. Is it conscious or unconscious? and who is it? and are they THESE Unicorns, or the typical Horse-Unicorn?

Most likely I'd wonder where the Unicorn came from, and why it just so happened to be drunk around ME, and I'd hope that it wasn't going to puke on me.

As for actual actions...I'd blink in confusion...clear my throat and as where it had come from and what it was doing here, and then...I don't know. Maybe I'd get a sandwich?

[dillj34555]

what shall we with the drunken pony early in the morning?

shave her belly with a rusty razor?

put her in the longboat 'till she's sober?

stick her in a scrubber with a hosepipe on her?

put her in the bead with the captain's daughter?

that's what we'll do with the drunken pony

[darknessdealer115]

twilight sparkle + alcohol = mussels glasses