the captain's face during approach and landing at congonhas/SPaulo
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at that moment, he doesnt give a fuck about anything else. its like when ur about to have an orgasm during sex. who cares about anything else.
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Does the onboard computer call you a retard towards the end or what is it saying lol, good job all the same
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i think the poeple around me think im a pilot, they all call me retard to.
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@ExecutionerThe Yes haha. But the retard in this case means you should totally idle the throttle.This of course only happens during the landing phase of flight.
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Poker face
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The eyebrow move on 0:26 till touchdown , that's the moment where he feels the plane. Great pro pilot!
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Thanks...i also wanne be a pilot later on a320 at Lufthansa ...but my main goal is to to do type rating on a 747.8...bautiful aircraft *__* .
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THE CAPTAIN JUST SAID,,,,FUCK,,I NEED TO HURRY,,GOT TO GO TO WATER CLOSET
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its like taking a big fat double cheeseburger and 20 piece chicken nugget shit. its like the moment you accidentally slice through your fingernail cutting vegetables. its like seeing your child's head coming out of a vagina. its like watching a bowling ball roll off the cabinet at the bowling alley, and smashing someones foot. its like seeing porn for the first time. its like playing with oxy-acetylene. it's like a nightmare. its like watching x-files with the lights off. how dya like that?
Pilot: "Tower, my plane keeps calling me a retard everytime I land."
Joseph9536 21 hours ago 6
@Joseph9536 - yes yes yes this gets me nervous because I really know I must put the throtles to idle. aushsuhsuaushauhauhs
buckmetta 17 hours ago
@buckmetta Doesn't retard also mean to flare the airplane?
Joseph9536 11 hours ago
@Joseph9536 - two different things that happen together...retard means to put throtles to idle...flare means to pitch up a little, maybe some 2 or 3 degrees just close to the ground and let the airplane tochdown...retard is a reminder only 100% of pilots at this time have their throtles at IDLE position.
buckmetta 5 hours ago