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"Drunk on the Metro" by RedAlert (DC)

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Uploaded on Jun 3, 2010

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The clubs are closing and the bars are down
there's nothing left to do
gotta make it back to the metro
before it closes at two

Shuffling, through the door
jam packed, tight we are
the stench of alcohol reeks the air
like a college dive bar

As the cart, starts to move
it turns to a bumpy ride
as my stomach starts to hurt
I'm feeling queesy inside

I knew I passed my limits then
but I wanted to drink some more
but now, it's all coming out
the vomit hits the floor

Chorus:
Cause I'm, drunk on the metro
yeah I, drank all night
Cause I'm drunk on the metro
hope you had a great

Transfering to the yellow line
we're stuck in Chinatown
waiting here for 30min
track maintenance is down

I really need to take a leak
gotta piss the coke and jack
not a restroom around on site
gotta spray it on the tracks

Chorus:
Cause I'm, drunk on the metro
yeah I, drank all night
Cause I'm drunk on the metro
hope you had a great

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  • techie20032000

    you suck!

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    lol!

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