Parrs Wood High School

By Matthew Green + Martin Wallace.


All around me are potential rapists
Scary faces
From strange places

All the girls are wearing metal braces
Goretex Sprayways
Ewing Trainers

And my English Teacher really hates us
And he's racist
And he drinks every day

And my Woodwork teacher stole my girlfriend
She was thirteen
He still works there today

(chorus)
And I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad
That the place I went to high school was a glorified prefab
There were buckets collecting raindrops
And asbestos in the walls
When your form room was a greenhouse, then you know you went to
Parrs Wood
Parrs Wood

For my lunch I went to bursting butty
Played some footy
Played some blackjack for raps

In the science labs I sniffed a gas tap
Then wagged maths class
Bought a quarter of black

Saw Mr Holt and I was very nervous
Has he clocked us?
Smoking weed down the banks?

But he just told us that he knows John Aldridge,
Like were bothered?
No-one's bothered

(chorus)
And I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad
That the friends I made in high school are the best I've ever had
Now I'm well into my thirties
And I still don't have new friends
It's so very very inbred, it's so very very
Parrs Wood
Parrs Wood

Had a fight and got sent to the unit
Full of poor kids
Sniffing non-toxic glue

Foddy sold a dinner ticket to me
I'm from Didsbury
Eating subsidised food

After school I went to Mr Maliks
Robbed some chipsticks
And a blue Mr Freeze

On the bus I saw a girl get fingered
By a skinhead
In exchange for some E's

(chorus)
And I miss those Orange buses,
I miss those Burnage slags
I miss those yellow acorns and I miss those science labs
I miss those shit assemblies, god bless you Ian Hall
I miss wearing that green jumper
I miss every day at
Parrs Wood
Parrs Wood

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Parrs
• Wood
• High
• School

[pixipeach]

like the PWHS, how and when did you shoot that! great lyrics too,

[MatthewGreenUK]

@pixipeach I shot it last week on my iPhone

[EYE2EYE00]

4 x G's

3 x F's

and 3 x E's

thanks Passwood for the great times and the none learning.

Yorkie

[etoile371]

Oh my goodness.That was a real trip down memory lane, brilliant! Time for a reunion yet class of 1990?

[jafjjgh]

Wicked vid mate. Brings bak sooo many memories.. N u cudnt av made a betta track to go wiv it. I uploaded it on f.b n d comments r neva ending. Hats iff to u pal. U had to go to parrswood to know wat dis vid is abt... Once agn fanx for bringing bak gud old memories x

[jaz8786]

Big Respect to you Mathew and Martin .

I went to the original School ages ago and your video was "bitter Sweet" and I almost cried!

I thought the old School was lost for ever in the mists of time . Thank you so much for bringing it all back. My eldest Son started at the school last September and to my great surprise I discovered that his Science Teacher - a Mr. Langford - is the son of my old Chemistry teacher - Dr. Langford!

Big Respect Again. Peace.

[groovyreg]

Yellow acorns :-) Good work fella.

[RAHaworthVids]

@Dund3rScore Who are you? It's Rob by the way

[RAHaworthVids]

You have to be in the school to really understand WTF the song is about!

[morganrock1]

in ma final year at PW it was hell but ill miss it all the same

[SlushOG]

Wha da fack is diz shit ?!? Fanboy of the real Parrswood ;)

[SlushOG]

@ohMezo lol