Jennifer's Body Sucks - The Honest Review From Fake Michael Bay!

Fake Michael Bay here. Megan Fox's new movie, Jennifer's Body, is out today. I saw an advanced screening, and I had to hold my nose the whole time, it stank so bad. When I'm watching a Megan Fox movie, it's not my nose that I want to be holding, if you know what I mean. Watch this video for the only honest review of this steaming pile of cinematic crap you'll get. If you don't like it, you can suck my nads! Fake Bay out.

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• Fake Michael Bay
• Megan Fox
• Jennifer's Body Review
• Jennifer's Body
• Transformers
• Bad Boys II
• satire
• parody
• suck my nads

[MBFCPresident]

The world of movies has been sucking pretty hard lately. But I'm certain that'll change as soon as Fake Bay brings us the third entries into the Bad Boys and Transformers series. Fake Bay rules!

[BitBuckit]

That is so true Mr. President. Fake Bay will be bringing you all some behind the scenes action from Transformers 3. I also have a kick ass music video coming soon, been working on it to let the world know what they can do.

[tbroaofbtvohfm]

Female director? Well no wonder it was shit!

Love the shaky-cam effect here!

[BitBuckit]

Thank you! You know Fake Bay is all about the shaky cam extreme. Gives the movies a more realistic feel. More good stuff coming for all the fans out there.

[DaSkateChannel]

nice homie, you should do a review on final destination. muhhaahhhahha

[BitBuckit]

Maybe I should, was a fan of the original film, but the 2nd one was just total shit. Ill look into it and give you all my take on it. Fake Bay Out!

[2011mrkingofkings]

The Informant! can kick Jennifer's Body ass anyday of the week. Jennifer's Body sucks, The Informant! rules and that's 100% a fact.

[clrunner3]

Lmfao my fav parts were 0:56-1:00 and 3:30-3:35

[MisterBankz]

I'm watching this movie right now & it's probably the stupidest thing I've ever seen . Literally nothing about this movie makes sense .

[PsychoLolis]

@Stingfan200010 true true can't deny it there, she WAS the only reason, but still ughh horrible movie

[Chaos13666]

LMAO

[Stingfan200010]

Im shocked some people liked this movie saying its scary r u fucking kidding me that movie sucked bad bad acting they only reason guys liked it caues it had megan fox

[Stingfan200010]

Twilight fans have no life

[mdizzle999872]

So I'm in the theatre in front of a couple of Twilight fans, sitting there watching the movie and wondering "Why the Hell am I still watching it?". Seriously, it was the first horror movie I actually got BORED in.

The only one that could actually be worse was Dracula 3000

[DaSkateChannel]

yeah, im not expecting anything other than cheap 3d ploys to nickle and dime the viewers untill they are zombied out.

maybe review natural born killers, or cannibal holocaust, loads of shaky cam there. XD