Happy Holidays from TLT

It's that time of the year! Tensions are high and people are explosive. Maybe, just maybe, you can take some time off and watch this video of Holiday drama and avoid running into it yourself. Happy New Year from TLT!

Script:

Clerk: Alright... and here's your change: $43.31.

Shopper: Thanks.

Clerk: Thank you and Happy Holidays!

Shopper: What?

Clerk: I just said "Happy Holidays".

Shopper: ~scoff~ Well aren't YOU PC?! God, it sickens me to see how people are just abandoning the real reason for the season this time of year! Forsaking its sacred and holy roots!

Clerk: I apologize, sir. Merry Chri--

Shopper: It's almost like we've forgotten all about the feast of the son of Isis!

Clerk: ...Excuse me?

Shopper: The feast of the son of Isis! Come on!

Clerk: I've... never heard of that. Do you mean Christmas?

Shopper: What?! No! That's another thing! You super-liberal PC ultra-tolerant open-minded commies shove all this Santa Claus and Reindeer and snowman garbage down my throat without remembering and honouring the son of God that was born today!

Clerk: There's a manger display set up across the street.

Shopper: More commercial garbage meant to deceive people from the TRUE reason this season is celebrated this time of year every time, to reflect on the miraculous birth of the god Osiris' son Horus! I ought to boycott this store, shoving so much trash in my face like this...

Clerk: I apologize, sir. There's nothing I can do about it.

Shopper2: Hey, leave him alone! If you want to boycott, then boycott, but you're just makin a fool of yourself by making a scene! I, for one, don't celebrate your holiday, and don't want YOUR garbage in MY face!

Shopper: Fine! You won't be seeing me again, then.

Clerk: Thanks for that. It got a little out of hand. Is this all for you?

Shopper2: Yessir, that'll be it! Here's $20 on the dime, keep the change.

Clerk: Thank you, sir, and Happy Holidays!

Shopper2: What?! Why, I think you mean Merry Christmas!

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[KentonForshee]

You can't win for losing! Great Video!