How to Lie - A Tribute to Ray "Lil Comfy" Comfort

These guys have already been ridiculed to oblivion, but I just wanted to do a little something for fun. Hope you enjoy it!

This is a parody based on Lil Wayne's "How to Love"

Lyrics:

You wrote a lot of books about your god
Never really said much, but you really figured out
How to lie

You like to street preach about the ten commandments
Tellin' people going by they can't get to heaven
What a lie

And your second in command, Kirk Cameron, took a gator head
and put onto the body of a duck
What a lie
He really told a lie

When he was just a youngin' he looked like he was sane
but ever since he met you he's just a growing pain
and I can't watch your videos for more than five seconds
without doing a face palm

Have you ever looked at the stuff you write, it's like feces
You tried to hijack Origin of Species
Now you're sittin' there with Kirk playing with your banana
Do you really thing this is the way of the master?

You are know for beating a dead horse
So you like necrobeastiality of course
If you've ever given a high-five, that's assault
If your mother used cooking sherry, you're alcoholic

Gettin' book deals, poppin' bottles in the club
Rollin' round town shouting Jesus Loves!
You got a full house like Kirk Cameron's sister
If you ever took off your clothes then you're a stripper

See I just want you to know, there are lots of transitional fossils
If you just get your head out your asshole

See I just want you to know, I have never seen anyone stoop so low
as when you interviewed those kids on campus

If you've ever seen a painting, there must be a painter
If you're ever kept waiting, there must be a waiter
What a lie

If you've ever received a loan, you must be a loaner
If you've ever seen a bone, there must be a boner
What a lie

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• religion
• atheist
• god
• ray
• comfort
• kirk
• cameron
• way
• of
• the
• master
• lil
• wayne
• how
• to
• love
• parody
• duffy

[SpoiledLogic]

Nice job! Is that you singing as well?

[HeyDuffy459]

@SpoiledLogic - It is indeed

[TheFaithCheck]

Very nice. Is this song an original HeyDuffy459?

[HeyDuffy459]

@TheFaithCheck - It's a parody of "How to Love" by lil Wayne. :)

[SkepticStream]

How does this only have 400 views???? It's better than the original song lol

[TruthSurge]

wow. I've never heard that song and this was still awesome. Not really much into the hip-hop stuff or whatever it's called. This was really good!

[kilroy227]

Now I got Lil' Wayne stuck in my head. lol great vid!

[scotttebben]

It is unacceptable to me to live in a world that is infested with the self deluded, irrational, parasitic religious. Therefore, I believe there are no self deluded, irrational, parasitic religious. Theist logic is the shit.

[SpoiledLogic]

@HeyDuffy459 Great job.