BLACK WOMAN ANGRY "WTF THIS FAT BITCH DOING HERE"

Ladi Amber Transcript


Y'all let me tell you, let me tell you, let me tell you, let me tell you!

I'm one mad, angry, fat bitch!

And what I mean by that is, let me tell you, let me get to the point!

So me, I'm voluptuous, not for long, cause I'm going on a weight loss challenge.

But let's get to the point.




So I walk up in Express, you know, the clothing store, for people sized that 0,5,8, however, you know skinny people. And no, I don't hate you guys, cause I'm gonna be skinny.

How you doingggggg?

Let's get to the point. Ignore the background.

This is my den, this is not my bathroom.

Let me stop talking. Clear it. Let me get to the point.

So in on my wrinkled shirt, just threw it on. Or whatever. Make a video. Try to fix myself. I just turn the camera on, didn't care how I look. Even though this going on the W-W.




But okay. So, I'm walking in Express with my purse.

I'm with my skinny friend.

She walk in,

"Hi, how you doing, how can i help you? If you need any assistance let me know."




I'm on the phone outside talking, you know before I go in. I don't like to talk in the store, because first of all that is ghetto. And I hate when people go in the store and they talk on the phone. Ghetto ghetto ghetto. Shame shame shame. I hate when people come to my line, "ahhmmmmmma hold on". But we gonna get back to that, that's a different story.




I walk in looking fatabulous, voluptulous [sic]!




"[whispering] "Is that the girl from Precious? ... girl from Precious. What the fuck this fat bitch doing here? We don't sell her size. What the fuck? Watch her. She'll probably try to steal some clothes for her skinny friend."




Child. When I heard that, I kept it cool, cause I'm okay like my friend wanna buy something from here. But when we was ringing out and it was time to go, I said "first of all, let me tell you y'all motherfuckas something. I don't look like Gabby Sidibe, the girl who played Precious. We might be the same size, morbidly obese, but I don't look nothing like her. She's more darker. I'm more brighter. She's a beautiful woman, I'm a beautiful woman, but don't compare us.




Second, I have every fucking right to go to any mothafuckin store in the world. I don't give a fuck if it's small, little, big, large, huge, gigantic, Spanish, French, Jewish, Mooslim [sic], Egyptian.

Anti-social.




What ever the fuck it is. Even if it's, if it's a fucking queer store. I'm not gay, I'm just saying. I have the right to go anywhere. So how dare you bitches say "what the fuck is this fat bitch doing here? Watch her, because she trying to go steal some clothes". Bitch, I don't shit from Express, and if I was fuckin skinny bitch, I wouldn't buy nothing from there. Express? Are you serious? Bitch I'd go to H&M. H&M got Jimmy Choo shoes, so what the fuck?




Child, I was like, first bitch, let me tell you something, bitch, I don't want nothing from here. Have you seen your self sweetie? I can pull a man before you can. You are ugly. You are ugly. And you probably have low self esteem so that's why you trying to belittle me.




Ooooh. [Incoherent noises]...honey!




I'm just getting mad talking about you. Like, "what the fuck this fat bitch doing here?" Alright. "What the fuck this fat bitch doing here. Watch her, she going to steal."




[slaps chest in anger]




Steal what? Steal what? What's in there to steal? Accessories. I can go get them from Claires. Wet Seals.




I can't believe she said that. And I said, you better watch who you talking to, cause you don't know who you talking to and you don't know what I'm carrying. And bitch, everywhere I go, I carry mace. Mace or...you know. And I don't even need to carry that. I got two hands. One name Venus and the other named Serenus and we going, tennis your ass.




She better be lucky she still there. I'm telling you. People just think they can get away and talk about fat people. When I get skinny, I'm still gonna stand up for my fluffy people, as my sister Stephanie says, I'm still gonna stand up for the fluffy people.




Cause you never know who you could be hurting. Bitch, don't nobody hurt me. Word's don't hurt me, hands don't hurt, don't nothing hurt me. And if it do, I won't tell y'all. But I'm just saying.




You can call me fat, ugly, bitch, baldhead, nasty, whatever the fuck you want to call me, but bitch, at the end of the day, I'm still gonna be, who? L-A-D-I-A-M-B-E-R, Ladi-motherfuckin-Amber.




And bitch, if you watching this, look where you work, Express, making $7.25 an hour, cause that's the minimum wage in Georgia.




I'm done. On that note, I'm gone. Goodbye.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• black woman angry
• express store
• funny fat lady

[Repatillia]

lmaoo you are so fucking funny! I bet you were more prettyr then all them skinny bitchez.. Why do they still even have stores just dedicated to skinny girls? I mean a majority of america is not skinny so idk why they still have stores just dedicated to them lol.

[LadiAmber]

lol thk u pkz rate n ur right America is fat

[peoplegetittogether]

It is grounds for a law suit my dear. Discrimination....

[LadiAmber]

really thanks

[JumokeTV]

wow .. if that would of happen to me haha i would have put her on blast on camera lol

[LadiAmber]

I had my blackberry but it happen so fast and I was sooooooo angry! I had to calm down I almost trash the store lol

[Jinkoundo]

you is a funny bitch

[babygurl14831]

lol..tell em like it iz gurl ! haha.(:

[TakeTheVeil001]

...you're officially my favorite black woman.

[cherriXZ28]

right right

[gospmusluver]

lol love it

[serenitymoon18]

Is that the girl from precious?" Hahaha I fucking love you girl! keep it up :)

[ladiamberfan]

instablogg. c o m /DzsCAy5

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[Alphaigniter]

Dam precious u can't get no more movie roles u making vlogs now? Wtf this fat bitch doing here man

[bodycreamful]

I GAVE U DEM COINS BABY FRUM 1 FLUFFY GURL 2DA NEXTTTT! BLACK PROUD, AND FUCK!N LOUD

[SW33TI316]

lol @ "I AM ONE MAD ANGRY FAT BITCH" ur funny sweetie