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Published on Feb 15, 2007

A hilarious music video featuring some of your favorite or perhaps not-so-favorite Star Wars characters like you've never seen them before.

IMPORTANT NOTE: This video is not mine, and I do not take any credit for it.

Here are the lyrics (although please note that they are not absolutely correct, as I do not have confirmation from the artists).

Admiral:
This is Admiral Biatch to base camp,
it seems the stormtroopers have gone on strike
and I have no experience with this type of shit.
Who should I call for help?

Vader:
It's the V to the A to the D-E-R (Vader!)
Reconstructin' the Death Star!
With my slick suede suit that's black like tar,
Fucking you up no matter who you are!

Palpatine:
Tell them motherfuckers 'bout this here Dark Side!
Pull up on your planet, Death Star drive-by!
And we'll beat the Rebels 'cause their skills ain't shit!

Vader:
And in my TIE Fighter, Zig-zags stay lit!

Yoda:
Oh, shit! Yoda on the scene,
900 year fiend smoking Dagobah green!
Bitches on my tip, like Lando on liquor.

Lando:
Ah, you're just jealous 'cause my black dick's thicker.

Chewbacca:
*Wookie yell*

Lando:
Yo! Tell 'em Chewie, last night
I had Leia all drunk wanting to do me.

Luke:
Shut the fuck up man! Leia's my sister!
The only thing you're getting is a beat-off blister.

Ben Kenobi:
Luke! Use the force before
intercourse, but Luke!
Don't forget! Bitches ain't nothing but hos and tricks!

(Ohh!)

Luke:
Obi-Wan, I'm the top gun! (top gun)
The chosen one, hotter than both suns!
Vader ain't shit, his head's cut up and split!
He's slower than the first Pentium chip!

(Dark Side!)
Vader:
No one brings it worse to this fuckin' universe!

(Rebels!)
Luke:
You know we'll fucking win, 'cause we'll fight to the end!

(Dark Side!)
Palpatine:
I can feel the anger dwelling within you!

(Rebels!)
Yoda:
You also feel Vader's dick in you. BIATCH!

Jabba:
(Sorry, I don't speak Huttese, so any help translating or transliterating his verse would be appreciated)

Han Solo:
Jabba, you ain't nothing but a fat-ass slug!
Fake gold chains? You sorry-ass thug!
Sittin' in your palace with your blue-headed whore,
trap door to the Rancor. *sound of someone falling*

C3PO:
Oh, my, goodness gracious me!
I'm a gay man's golden fantasy!
Programmed for homo-ecstasy,
ten million forms of gay positioning.
For my golden shower, you must pay a fee,
but R2-D2 gives it up for free. *R2-d2 squeaks*
R2-D2, watch your language!
Always having sex with robotic strangers!

Jar Jar Binks:
Meesa like to drink and smoke all night!
Meesa like to fight and fucka yo wife.
Meesa no care 'cause meesa so dumb.
Meesa will fuck you with me tongue.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Meesa wants some cause meesa wanna cum!

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  • Elizabeth B

    I started watching this video in 2007, I am still watching it in 2013

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  • MW2Fanplayer

    Almost forgot to watch this today

    

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  • Jack Quaid

    Luke:

    Shut the fuck up man! Leia's my sister!

    The only thing you're getting is a beat-off blister.

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  • Hobart Schulz

    I would like to have experience with that type of shit.

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  • REPUBLICENFORCER

    xd yoda and lando and luke. ... basically ALL OF IT IS FUNNY

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  • REPUBLICENFORCER

    and the first one

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  • REPUBLICENFORCER

    best part is c-3po and jar jar

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  • cr4zyw3ld3r

    those old school flash animations had the best content. They don't make them like that anymore :,(

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  • chriszzz

    Yeah, I suppose fucking him would be hilarious. :-)

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  • bonjanglevash

    Fucking c3po is hilarious

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  • Sergio Serrano

    I havent heard this in years and it honestly brought tears to my eyes

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  • Sarah DiBenedetto

    I sing this all the time with my friend

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