Stephen Lynch - Craig

Stephen Lynch - Craig

Lyrics:

Everyone knows Jesus
The man who healed the lame.
Well, I am Jesus' brother,
Craig is my name.

Jesus is the Prince of Peace.
Jesus is the Lamb.
Jesus is the Son of God,
But Craig don't give a damn.

Because when Craig's in sight,
We'll party all damn night.
I don't turn water into wine,
But into cold Coors Light.
I'm not my brother, I know,
Don't walk on H2O,
But I got hydroponic shit
That me and Judas grow.

I'm fuckin Craig.
I'm fuckin Craig.
I'm fuckin Craig.
Craig Christ.

I hang out with lepers,
Barabbas, and Salome.
Jesus' friends are called Apostles -
Those dudes are totally gay.
Jesus performs miracles,
From Galilee to Rome.
But it would be a miracle,
If he brought a fuckin lady home.

Because while Jesus is prayin,
Fuckin Craig is layin,
Every lady in the Testament,
You know what I'm sayin'?
I won't die for your sin,
Like my famous kin.
But if you've got a little sister,
Then there's room at this inn.

I'm fuckin Craig.
I'm fuckin Craig.
I'm fuckin Craig.
Craig Christ.

Jesus was our mothers fave,
All her love to him she gave.
But there's no sibling rivalry,
When he's nailed to that tree.

And now the question for you,
Is not "What Would Jesus Do?"
But where will you be
When the Craig Machine comes partyin' through?
And if the Lord will allow,
You got to ask yourself how,
And who and why and when and where
Is your messiah now?

It's fuckin Craig.
Fuckin Craig.
Fuckin Craig.
I'm fucking Craig.
Craig Christ.
Craig Christ.
Craig Christ.
I'm fuckin Craig.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Stephen
• Lynch
• Craig

[sexysmiddy]

chill your tits man, its only fun

[zlawson9123]

@Yzenski ya gotta remember this is just a song for all u kno hes a very devout christian. and if u dont like it thn dont watch it

[heyitsme13579]

stephen lynch's mom is a priest, how funny is that

[CRAZYFORFUDGE]

"Let me guess Mary, Satan's Craig's father?" I can see What's-his-face just sayin' that to Mary(you know, her husband).

[basepadz]

@zlawson9123 are you serious about him being a devout christian?

[Brianpstilwell]

i love 3:33 to 3:48 hahaha thats genius

[jasonshasen]

THIS IS 2 GOOD

[VGcats97]

@tnischamp25 dude stfu i could tell that he was making a fucking joke you little girl -.-

[tnischamp25]

@VGcats97 dude stfu hes making a fucking joke you little girl

[xbandit1000]

Ya know people should really calm down and stop taking this song so damn seriously just enjoy the song

[VGcats97]

@WardenAmell how would you like to know that many monks aren't Christian monks those monks are priests and swore off women and never went for men

[WardenAmell]

Hey did u bible lovers know that most monks were acctualy gay? Yep they vowed to never be with a women... so they went for the men :D