The Duck Song (ULTIMATE PARODY!) [Not for kids]

Funny spoof of the infamously corny children's song-gone bad... "The Duck Song!"

Lyrics:
Tell Me The Fuck Story!
Well listen up you fucking twat, so I can tell you!
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man, running the stand "Hey" Bum Bum Bum
Oh, so Horny, oh oh, so, so horny
The man said "Put your lips on my dick and suck my asshole too"-ade. But its cold and its fresh and its all my piss.
The duck said "What the fuck?! Im just gunna go smoke some weed"
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
Till the very next day, bum bum bum bum bum ba dum
When the duck walked up the the lemonade stand and he said to the man, running the stand (CENSORED)
Bum Bum Bum "Got any drugs?"
The man said "I Will eat your heart!"
Till the very next day.
When the duck walked up the the lemonade stand and he said to the man, running the stand (FART)........ SHIT!
Bum Bum Bum
MENS ASSES!
The man said "Fuck you kid your a dick... I mean..... I love you... why not give it a go?
The duck said "DURRRR OKAYYYY"
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle) [Repeat 3x]
Till the very next day. Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Ba Dum
I wanna fuck her with my own ass!
When the duck walked up the the lemonade stand and he said to the man, running the stand "I bought your fucking lemonade" Bum bum bum
"and it made me feel... like a piece of SHIT!"
The man said "DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT MY FUCKING LEMONADE! IF YOU DONT STAY AWAY DUCK; ILL TIE YOU TO A FUCKING TREE, AND CUM ALL OVER YOU!"
The duck said..... "BITCH!"
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle) Repeat 2x
"DONT YOU FUCKING RUN AWAY FROM ME! I WILL END YOU! YOU SON OF A BITCH! WHERED YOU FUCKING GO???? FUCK!!!!"
When the duck walked up the the lemonade stand and he said to the man, running the stand "ALLAH HWO AHKBAH"
BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Emd. :)

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[ad1234567892]

im ten this is funny :D i dont care if it says not for kids

[TeamJacob415]

ALLAH HWO AHKBAH

[minijuddy]

DAMN FUNNEH! btw im only 11.

[starfoxlover1231]

@bestinnorway lol yea i'm 11 to and  i didn't care what it said

[bestinnorway]

@ad1234567892 Im 11 im older than you LOL! I GOT THE POWER! mhmf....

[Texasgirl223]

@ad1234567892 Damn strait!! im only 13 and i watch this xD

[TheUltraMelon]

its funny because its so retarded! lmfao

[lottie0903]

@ad1234567892 ent it in 13 and im nt aloud to watch shit with swearing in it

[WolfyVictoria]

XDDDD



[mrericwithac]

little nicky refrence :)

[starfoxlover1231]

i'm only 11 and i watched this in front of my dad with headphones on lol

[arceus5071]

why would barack obama approve this??