Twilight Parody: I Can Feel the Fangs

Silly spoof making fun of the movie "Twilight" by changing the words of the song "I Can Hear the Bells" from the musical "Hairspray."

Lyrics:

I can feel the fangs
Can't you feel a tooth?
Don't you see the rapture of eternal youth?

A boy who's wearing
Clown white
He walked right into school wearing
Clown white
His whole entire family wears
Clown white
And they barely even blend
It looks like the joker could be their friend

But when he met me
He acted like I smell
If he would let me
I'd help him fit in well
He doesn't get me
And now he keeps on skipping school
He's scared of the beach but he's super-cool!

And I can feel the fangs
The Indians hate him
I can feel the fangs
But I want to date him
His super human strength helped him save me from a truck
But when I asked him how I was out of luck and

I can feel the fangs
His hands are like ice and
I can feel the fangs
He's secretly nice and

He follows me around and appears in my room when I'm sleepy
Creepy!
I can feel the fangs

First course: He saves me like a champ
Next course: I figure he's a vamp
Third course: I tell him what I know
Fourth course: We roll around and brood
And then the fifth course: His family cooks me food
So by the sixth course: He likes me really well-
As a date or a snack?
Well, I just can't tell

I can feel the fangs
He tells he's moral
I can feel the fangs
And how can I quarrel?
His family is sweet and they don't drink human blood.
But I hardly care cause he's such a stud, yeah

I can feel the fangs
He can hardly resist me
I can feel the fangs
The first time he kissed
It was all that he could to restrain himself
He wanted to kill me
Will he?
I can feel the fangs

I can feel the fangs
In trees he's a monkey
I can feel the fangs
In a suit he's real hunky
We went outside to play
But it was a bad
Cause evil vampires
And returned our ball, yeah

I can feel the fangs
Though danger got to me
I can feel the fangs
I feel all bride-and-groom-y

There's really no regrets
Cause when push comes to shove
There are worse ways to die
Than for someone you love
Now I shiver on the floor
And I hope as the bad vampire hits him
That it's him when I feel the fangs
If I feel the fangs
I can feel the fangs

Dumb dumb dumb dumb

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Twilight
• Parody
• spoof
• Can
• Feel
• Fangs
• Hear
• Bells
• Robert
• Pattinson
• Edward
• Cullen
• Bella
• Hairspray
• movie
• song

[trousertube1]

LOL--

I should get an actual WOMAN to record it. The helium voice effect does get old. . .

[ClawzCullen21]

I LOVE IT

[twilightplatypus3]

THAT WAS FREAKING AWESOME!!!!

[cavaliergirl1]

this should get more views

[zahir13]

Very funny!

[TeamJasperRox123]

lol i love it!

[princesssweetiepie5]

ok than (stares at computer)

[rafaelantonio9]

FUNNY AS HELLL

[hotbabe2471]

this is funny I can't resist to laugh right now is hilarious I can't make it to the floor

[marauderthesn]

This is brilliant. I like it so much I wish I'd come up with it myself.

[kelmad1119]

Way the hell was that

[ceejalynne]

this is awesome!!! haha my fave is the clown white part :] urs is the best ive seen so far [[iv'e see ALOT]]