Haggard Adventures of a Two-Minute Werewolf

Alright, this was just a quick one to awaken me from my hibernation. The old style, proper, voice-over reviews will be back shortly. Although maybe I can still slip these in in between the proper reviews from time to time. We'll see what happens.

Wishmaster is next on the list...

...but enjoy this in the meantime.

Facts about the film:
This TV movie is called "Adventures of a Two-Minute Werewolf" and it's gorilla semen.
End of facts.

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• werewolf
• review
• haggard
• cheese
• 90s
• nostalgia

[Lawrencao]

As much I I love the old style better I will roll with this one. It was like Mystery Science 3000 with better writing.

[HaggardMikesReviews]

@Lawrencao Ha, why thank you!

To be honest, I'm not sure which direction I'll go in the future, I may even do the next one old style, who knows, we'll just have to see.

Actually, the last time I even opened my editing program (months ago) I was working on one for Wishmaster in the old style. As I started working through it though, I felt like I was doing the same jokes over and over again and didn't feel like it was worthy of release.

Perhaps this break will re-ignite my creativity.

[HaggardMikesReviews]

@HaggardMikesReviews You know what, fuck this. You're right Lawrencao -- I gotta go back to my roots. I just fooled around with my Wishmaster review again and forgot how much fun it was.

Stay tuned for a proper Wishmaster review...I apologize for being so lazy all this time.

[Celestikz09]

I forgot i was subscribed to you o.o

[HaggardMikesReviews]

@Celestikz09 And I forgot I existed.

[ZyxthePest]

Holy crap! YOU'R ALIVE!

[HaggardMikesReviews]

@ZyxthePest I like to refer to it as hibernation.

[MrSkippingteep]

Great upload

[LaDracul]

Actually, I wish I knew where I could find the full thing...kindertraumatic fodder, indeed.

[Pinocheck]

Yeah Haggard Mike, bring back a little bit of that "ALAKAZAM" in deadly prey.

[Lawrencao]

@HaggardMikesReviews no prob. Gymkata was my cherry popper but I say you killed it in Deadly Prey and Sleepaway Camp. Some of that stuff is priceless. I actually use "Wizard of Shit" at least once a week. haha Sleepaway: "after getting a fresh whiff of pussy" haha. I wish you had an agent man....