Judge Judy ❀ Country Bumpkin Sues Technicolor Toe-head for False Arrest

SHA-ZAM! In this classic episode of Judge Judy, Baby Daddy (to be) #2 sues Baby Daddy #1 for pressing charges on him after an assault, or attempted assault, or something. I honestly thought the accents were a little too saccharin sway-ut for my ears and found myself tuning them out every few minutes, lest I develop an acute case of hysterical deafness.

I kind of felt bad for the barefoot 'n' pregnant girl who Judy derides for being a co-conspirator in the plot to beat up her tall, adorable ex BF Joey or Lyle, Billy Ray, whatever while he's watching their 2-year old daughter. I have no idea from what corner of the cotton belt these fertile young squirts hail, but I definitely wouldn't mind letting the the meeyan-folk tell me later when it's just one-on-one or even two-on-one! OK, I've clearly strayed off topic and started drinking way too early today, so I'll shut up and try to sleep off those dirty martinis now. Rate comment and enjoy. As always, I've included a funky vintage commercial after terminus of case, so make sure you stay tuned if you are a fan of my bonus retro footage. Today's clip dates back to the Age of Aquarius and stars Maureen McCormick only months before landing the role of Marcia Brady on The Brady Bunch.

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[reymatt76]

@1misslavenderrose You're the guy who's always wherever women gather or try to be alone. You want to eat with us when we're dining in hotels. You want to know if the book we're reading is any good or if you can keep us company on the plane. And I want to thank you Ray Don on behalf of all the women in the world for your unfailing attention and concern. But read my lips and remember as hard as it is to believe, sometimes we like talking just to each other. And sometimes we like just being alone.

[TheProgmagog]

Down, Dwan? Down! Two classic accents trying to understand each other

[illegalsmilereturns]

Yup, just keep breeding and breeding and breeding.

[MMOLegend]

Marsha marsha marsha!!

[hoosierdaddyinsfca]

Wish this had subtitles! Hard to understand with those accents!

[jmtw290]

Judy's face from 4.20 - classic!!!!

[deadrosie]

It's like Mississippi Burning meets The Outsiders. Equal parts of redneck and rumble.

[Lyra5]

That slam jst went right over her head did anyone else see that

[orchidsummer47]

There was something really disturbing about that commercial at the end.

[andreasegde]

She's got the coldest eyes ever. What a monster.

[Glass11]

OMG bitch dawn got knocked up by 2 hot men. WTF

[iamsillywarm]

@TreasureOne Awesome!