"Naughty" (Christmas Song) Original song by Matt "Adrenal1ne" Rivera

I'M SORRY, BUT I JUST HAD TO SHOW YOU THIS!
This is a song that I wrote, composed, then rapped to after somebody dared me to make a rap song about Christmas. I won that bet. FYI: this song is from the point of view of a rich spoiled 8 year old. This is not what I normally do, so don't expect me to make a second rap song. I promise. Last, here are the Lyrics:
Dear Santa,
I know I'm just an 8 year old
I'm very rich, very wealthy,
no allergies, i'm very healthy.
Don't even bother coming to my house this year.
I won't ask for anything to be handed to me because
I got my parents on my left side
I got my money on my right side
on my bright side
on my light side
no one over here got stuff to hide
on the contrary, is it necessary
to do something extraordinary
for the children?
Yep, just the children.
I don't wanna receive a shiny chain
that when people wear it it's a 5 pound weight gain
makes detectors beep when you board a plane
because I already got one, I already got one.
I don't wanna receive a Lamborghini
that makes some jaws drop when people see me
speeding down the highway freely
because I already got one, I already got one.
I don't wanna receive a fancy laptop
bought down at the radio shop
some thing you wouldn't ever wanna drop
because I already got one, I already got one.
I don't wanna receive a leather coat
just so I can walk around and gloat
and make the congress refuse to vote
because I already got one, I already got one.
Okay big guy, you made your point.
You can give me all the coal you want, I'm gonna be bad.
But why do you think that children are always so good?
If they didn't believe in you, would they be nice to mom and dad
I got my parents on my left side
I got my money on my right side
on my bright side
on my light side
no one over here got stuff to hide
on the contrary, is it necessary
to do something extraordinary
for the children?
All they do is ask
without doing anything
just so they can bask
in their cherished everything
I don't wanna receive a giant statue
of me in a lawn chair looking right at you
when it falls it makes the viewers flat. You
know I already got one, I already got one.
I don't wanna receive a luxury yacht
takes me away to a secret spot
where every one else is not
because I already got one, I already got one.
I don't wanna receive a DVD
when you play it, it shows a 70s movie
where every other word in the script is "groovy"
because I already got one, I already got one.
I don't wanna receive a video game
where the players shoot with virtual aim
personally, I think they are all the same
so I don't really need one, I don't really need one.
Now I'm sure there are a lot of video gamers that are a little offended by the last 4 lines,(no offence to them) so I will type this:
Commence the haters in 3...2...1...0.

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