Feministing - The Musical

Putting the spotlight on Jessica Valenti and her innovative attempt at corporate branding an ideology which is basically what feministing is all about, applying a brand (complete with logo) to pop feminism.

Lyrics:

There's a rising star of feminism on the social scene today.
She's a first class hater, social climbing in the USA.
She takes cheap shots at flashers and the WNBA.
And when I asked her what her beef was, here was what she had to say,

She wants to be a big CNN star,
Throw cocktail parties and drive a big fancy car.
And she'll say you ain't a real man, if you get in her way.

She don't know nothing about oppression, except what she read in a textbook.
And if you ask her about the poor folks, she just throws you some kind of dumb look.

She's an uptown Jew, who doesn't give a feministing fuck about you.
But she could use another twenty so please buy the tee-shirt today.
(refrain)

Category:

News & Politics

Tags:

• Feminism
• feminist
• feministing
• valenti
• friday.

[professorfoxtrot]

Valenti is an opportunist, a sexist and a wimpy and faceless number. Not unlike Hillary Clinton or Al Sharpton, her career is purely founded on collectivized blame of groups of people.

[TheEditorialist]

Yeah, I saw how quickly she shut you out of her channel for simply raising valid questions.

She didn't have an answer, so she just blocked you.

I guess we should've expected the crackdown.

In all fairness, I doubt Goebbels answered letters to the editor that were written by Jews, so why would this fascist Valenti be any different?

That's when I decided to take off the intellectual kid gloves and just start ridiculing her through satire.

If she can't match wits, she'll eventually be taken down.

[patr333x]

This man deserves a recording contract.

[pinegrove33]

This is hilarious!

[perogie34]

Oh look, another bigoted idiot! *shoots*

[mattcg90]

Bravo! Encore, encore!

[haironbutt]

Song contents accurate. Singing?. Keep the day job! No. We'll pay you to never sing again.

[EFC100t]

We all know who your talking about, u got that smugly trick figured out.

[legandarymasterrevan]

We are implacable because without us, there wouldn't be a computer you are sitting your fatass behind posting this comment. And go head and cut men out of your life, better for us to not have a little cunt like you bitching about everything. So go and suck your own shi

[basacis]

Way to be

[RainbowNigWolf]

on second thought after watching this video all the way through, ive realised that this guy isnt drunk, hes absolutely right. Fick jessica valenti

[RainbowNigWolf]

this guy has to be drunk

[acadiantunes]

"she's an UP TOWN JEW" lol priceless!!!

[Chuichupachichi]

"Frankie", (The only 'real' interest in women is because you want to dump your sperm in her)

Any guy who has ever done any laundry, knows that if you dump a load into the "Maytag" it doesn't follow you everywhere saying, "I love you, I love you, I love you"!

Thats why they invented condoms! So that a guy doesn't get sticky fabric softener on his clothes anymore.