THE STINKY TWAT WAFFLE

From Elle Magazine's advice columnist, E. Jean Carroll.
http://www.askejean.com/

Dolls! What do you say to a friend who s-m-e-l-l-s?

Is your life a muckheap . . . darling! The answer is at your fingertips! Visit http://www.askejean.com type in a question and E. Jean will magically answer.

E. Jean was nominated for an Emmy for writing for Saturday Night Live and is the author of HUNTER: The Strange and Savage Life of Hunter S. Thompson.

Art by James Gustavson
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Music by Elizabeth Anderson
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[ScardTemple]

deo stops B.O

[AskEJean]

ScardTemple, My Saucebox,

Thank you ever so

much for this info!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[JibbaJabbaFool82]

Can you please stop referring to Hunter S. Thompson in your tags, when I want to do a search for Hunter S. Thompson related videos all I get is your putrid shit. Your book about the man is an atrocious moument to all that is wrong in the publishing industry and it amazes me to this day that anyone would have the gall ro attach their name to such pathetic self indulgent tripe.

[AskEJean]

JibbaJabba... FOOL,

No one asked for your

droll opinion. Ciao.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[CityzenJane]

Oh man - we have a friend - similar issue but halitosis....

Fan for years sweeties!

[AskEJean]

CityzenJane, My Strumpet,

No way! I hope

my tactic works.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[Zazeeki]

That weird part of YouTube again...

[evo2029]

Um waffles

[Regan7788]

theres no sound on the video which makes it really funny cuz the pink chair LOOKs like a giant twat waffle xD

[Regan7788]

there's no sound on the video which makes it really funny because the pink chair LOOks like a giant twat waffle xD

[ittookfourteenhours]

bellend

[Tweekz8up365]

this bitch trying to get your girl to leave your ass, lol, don't say shit, just leave the bitch if it's that bad or put deoderant on the cunt when she sleeping

[bvinlove1]

I don't have this problem of being up front! If I'm fucked up Iwant my friend to tell me about it! Otherwise your not a friend!

[macthornberg]

This is funny. I had a friend whose personal hygiene Was rubbish. One evening he visited and the odour gad stuck to the chair. I told him directly on the way out. He was really glad I had told him. I think people would rather know asap. Don't "pussy foot" about!!

[lapidoutnumber]

man aren't you too old for that shit go and play with your grand kids

or sing up to GILF society

if you agree give us a thumbs up guys Yo