The Pat-Down: Guys Who Run With Their Shirts Off

WGN-TV Morning Sports Anchor Pat Tomasulo has a lot of pet peeves. This one is dudes who run with their shirts off. As always, it's funny. And true. And sad. So very, very sad. This week's Pat-Down...

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Pat Tomasulo
• WGN Morning News
• Funny
• Cool
• Jab
• Shirtless
• Chicago
• Tom Freakin Skiling
• Hunks

[aquest4u]

dont be such a boob, why the fuck do you care if guys run with their shirts off? and why is there a double standard? If women were out there running in bathing suit tops, you would have NO problem, you are a jackass....

[TrouvonsLesEtoiles]

Here in Houston, TX, it can get up to 95 degrees.

Hell, even 88 degrees with all this disgusting humidity is enough so that if you wear a shirt, it weighs you down a hell of a bunch.

Especially when you're trying to compete with other people who don't have a shirt on and are running more freely- taking your shirt off is a way to cool down in hot weather and quicken your pace to maximize your workout.

At least, that's the way I think about it. I only take off my shirt when it's necessary.

[darchylde612]

@MarciVG the whole concept of sarcasm is lost to a lot of folks on here marcivg...like you i love the pat down segments and find most laugh out loud hilarious....again most folks tend to be (unnecessarily) dense. cheers! :-)

[BirdGirlPrincess]

Guys, it's just a parody :) WGN is my news station and they do this stuff all of the time. I find it all hilarious! :D

[MarciVG]

Very funny. I love the Pat Down. My husband has about 2% body fat, and runs like 20 miles at a time on the lakefront, usually without a shirt, so I especially found this funny. And all his skinny running friends who don't wear a shirt either. For those leaving negative comments, I assume you don't have a sense of humor or get the whole concept of the Pat Down.

[JDBGPS]

Much more comfortable and nice to see =)

[kj123go]

D-BAGS

[NJMatman]

@ZaxAttax You are correct about guys running with their shirts off. Its is more comfortable and it is easier to run. I run better without my shirt. I enjoy running early in the morning without my shirt. It is much cooler at night. I feel good about myself. For years I have been embarrased to go out without a shirt but I want to exercise and get in shape and stop feeling embarrased. I already went to the beach without a shirt and I felt great.

[markxxx21]

Pat works out at my gym. He's a dwarf. If he's 5'3" that's pushing it. And 90% of that height is due to his HUGE ASS. It's the biggest butt I've ever seen

[ZaxAttax]

Guys run with their shirts off because its way more comfortable and helps with the tan. Maybe you should try running instead of fixing your hair for an hour and maybe you would understand.

[RyJsLn]

Only people who are funny should try comedy... this "story" is just stupid...

[killersushi99]

We shouldnt judge. Thats why I say men or women should run with their shirts off. Mostly women with C cups or bigger.