LTV Fanfiction Pt 3 : Neville's Discovery

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I've never written any fanfiction before. Am I doing it right?

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Transcript:

Last time :
The gang lamented that the 1st and 2nd Years hadn't had a chance to experience Hogwarts as they had, and resolved to give them a taste of what it used to be like.

And now:

Neville smirked to himself as the trio began to stroll down the corridor. Trio, he thought to himself. I fancy that. But thinking of Trio's inevitably led him back to thinking about his three friends missing in action, out somewhere in the world, fighting dangerous battles against death eaters. He felt, like he had so many times before, inferior to his friend Harry, who wouldn't just be sitting idly by like Neville was.

"I have to stop by the Girls Dormitory to get something" Hannah giggled, derailing the Hogwarts express of Neville's thought. She smiled at Ginny, who answered "We'll be back in a moment. Meet us at the Room of the Req. I have an idea."

It was all so exciting, the chance to give the first years a taste of what it was like for them back in the good old, pre Dumbledore's murder, pre torture days. The days when Joss Whedon's shows were still on the air, and not being killed off like Muggles for sport. His mind was racing with the possibilities.

Before he knew it, he found himself in front of a door he knew all too well, the 8th floor, boys bathroom. He hiked his book bag up on his shoulder, and stepped inside.

Neville walked up to a mirror, and took himself in. Bruises had mostly healed on his face, but scratches from his last run in with the Carrows still adorned his neck. He put the bag down, and a familiar voice echoed off the tiles at him.

"Longbottom is it?" It was unmistakably the nasal drone of Neville's least favorite Slytherin. It was Draco Malfoy. "First time using the potty too eh?"

Neville arched an eyebrow.

"Then good luck to you" Draco added, appearing over the top of one of the stalls.

"Why dont you go sit on a broomstick Malfoy?" Neville snarled without looking up.

Draco opened the door and slithered like a snake over to Neville, who was standing as proud as a lion. "Bathrooms are a dangerous place you know."

Neville turned away, but Draco inched closer.

"Things happen in them. Secret things." He intoned.

"Eat Basilisk butt" Neville murmured.

"You know, Potter and I had a wand fight in this bathroom." Draco was just inches from his ear now, whispering.

Draco let the words linger for a moment. And then licked his lips and said. "I've never seen your wand. Show me your patronus, and I'll show you mine."

Neville recoiled at this, and exclaimed "Malfoy! What in the name of Merlin's beard are you talking about?! I hate you. Are you hitting on me?"

Draco laughed, a very snakelike laugh. "Me? Hitting on you? I have the hottest girlfriend in school. Snape's long lost niece!"

Neville searched his memory, as he had tried to wipe all images of Slytherins from his mind and said "Mary Snape?"

Draco stood triumphantly. "Thats right, why would I hit on a blood traitor like you when I am dating Mary Sue Snape?" He laughed again for good measure.

Neville snatched his bookbag up and stormed out of the bathroom, confused by Draco's actions, but more than a little curious slash intrigued slash worked up. He was nearly running down the corridor away from Draco and the strange feelings he was having, as he slammed directly into a tall dark mass of robes. Neville fell backwards and found himself looking straight into the cold eyes of the one and only Severus Snape. Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

"Longbottom. Just the little twerp I wanted to see, I was just on my way to the Room of Requirement. Care to Join me? Also I was the Half Blood Prince."

Neville took a deep breath and answered.

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[z0mbiearms]

Oh my goodness. Pop culture references and awkward semi-sexual encounters. Exactly what fanfiction should be xD

[anishaaxo15]

"Eat basilisk butt!" <3

[MsWeirdgiraffe]

Ahhhhhh I love the AVPS Reference!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kyndallb1000]

Your voice- killed me!

[potterlover7]

AVPS!!!!

[manicburns]

DYING

ABSOLUTELY DYING

Alex, you are a wicked, wicked genius XD

[TheSamanthaLynn]

Alex's voice here is just... wow. lol

[Peachweave]

PAHAHAHA actually laughed OUT LOUD, here on my own :D 'first time using the potty eh?" I was not expecting that!!!! oh how i love avpm/s <3

[xTheEvilEx]

This was absolutely priceless!!!! :D

[MrsJasperHale08]

lmao XD I am in the library at school and I accidently knocked my head phones out of my computer while watching this. So uhh yeah that was awkward.

Also see you Sunday!

[luvthepuff]

I need more awkward Neville/Draco. That was hilarious.

[HalfBloodRavenclaw]

I love the Snape voice! 'Also, I was the Half-Blood Prince.' Excellent!!