The Fables' Heave Away

You will find here a presentation of the Fables' "Heave Away", sung by a talentless hack on the incredibly obscure Ian's Evening Theater

Category:

Music

Tags:

• heave
• away
• fables
• english
• lousy
• folk
• asparagus

[goleafs3514]

The next time you think you're funny, stick your head in a beehive instead. the feeling you get will be a s**t ton better then the feeling I got watching you butcher a classic song. stop trying to be entertaining, and start your new job as a dou**ebag

[Ianosauruscanadensis]

Dude, haven't you read the other comments? You're going to have to come up with a more potent level of verbal abuse if you want me to feel the sting once again. I suggest something along the lines of "I've heard better songs gurgled from the anal sphincter of a diarrhetic cow". that would sting.

[goleafs3514]

The fact that i even got you to respond to me means that I did what I wanted to do. you're the one who has to live with this

[Ianosauruscanadensis]

So your initial comment was issued specifically with the hope of starting a dialogue with me? If you wanted a friend, there are easier ways of going about it. Unless this is the old "Plant your flag in the perceived moral high ground and claim victory by any pretext" gambit (I confess a certain degree of suspicion to that effect).

[aplesko89]

this is a great song,

you managed to brutalize it, not only by your stupid gargaling,

but by your gay fake accent

[Ianosauruscanadensis]

Everything you've said is spot on. But. my dear friend aplesko89, in your righteous fury you seem to have accidentally skipped the step where you realize this is a joke.

[dubstepdj101]

@sarabethandkeith HEY SIS!! LOL I SEEN U POST IT ON FB AND I TRIPPPED OUT! THIS DUDE IS GONNA CATCH A BEEAT DOWN!

[dubstepdj101]

LISTEN HERE BUDDY .....MY FATHER WAS THE DRUMMER FOR THIS BAND....EFFFFFFFFFF YOOOUUUU!!!!!! U DISRESPECTED MY FATHER BY BUTCHERING HIS SONG, IF IT WAS A JOKE U SHOULD DO A BETTER JOB CAUSE WHEN ITS A SHHIITTYY AND RETARDED IMPRESSION ITS DISRESPECTFUL.....HOPES I CATCHES YA ON SOME DARK STREET B'Y! US NEWFIES ARE TOUGH AS NAILS!

[sarabethandkeith]

I too am related to a band member...The drummer is my father...This needs to be taken down IMMEDIATELY as it infringes on copyrights. Weither a joke or not you're making a mochary of a great song. Take it down please...Ive aIlready reported it

[ppatrick81]

THIS IS SO FUCKING GAY

[obsidianmaster90]

Wow... This is dumb... But I laughed so hard that I like it. Rofl. Who else's got the balls to do something like that? Not I. Almost drowned at 1:17? Lol

[libralady24]

so this is your version of Heave Away? well I know one thing, I am absolutely positively sure 100% that the men who sang this song, the man who wrote this song would be horrified by this. And yes, I have met them and am related to one of the band members. If this is your way in screwing up a really good Newfie song, then you have succeeded wonderfully. I hope you are proud of yourself, because no one else is taking any pride in this horrible twisted version of Heave Away.

[celticarocks]

I don't know what is worse--- the shity gurgling or out of time banging.... horrible is an understatement!

[autocannon8704]

make yourself scarce

[skiMarblee]

your friggin weird get a life. and why don't you learn how to pronounce newfoundLAND.

[lump12345]

Your sexy are you gay cause i'm looking?