Epic Santa Rap

Santa's got some beef with Bieber
Download link: http://www.mediafire.com/?36scfdwabq1y8cd

Instrumental made by tozuproductions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rurzy5YFUIU

Lyrics:
Uh, santa gang or die
Riding in my sleigh
On christmas day
Coming down your chimney
Make sure I'm still pretty
Got my mistletoe
Bring it where ever I go
Cause you never know
When you'll see a fine ass ho
I'm little saint nick
You can suck my candy stick
Yea just give it a lick
Hey, just a little bit
Flying my deer being careful how I steer
Cause I only got one fear
And that's me dropping my beer

Chorus:
Yo I'm kris kringle
Listen to my jingle
Put it on where ever you go
Watch me ho ho ho
ho ho ho, watch me ho ho ho
ho ho ho, watch me ho ho ho


Call me santa claus
Cause you know I'm a boss
Like rick ross *grunts*
I know when you're sleeping and I know when you're awake
I know if you're stupid and I know if you're a fake
Now excuse me I got some toys to make
And you got some cookies to bake
I only like chocolate chip
So don't give me that oatmeal shit
Or I'll throw a fit
If you're bad I'll disappoint your soul
Cause imma give you coal
That's just the way I roll

(chorus)

I'm making a list and I'm checking it once
Cause once is enough and I'm tired of this stuff
I got that swag
When I carry my bag
You know I let it drag
Cause it gives me back pain
That's why I gotta use this candy cane
Coming down your chimneys
So leave me the cookies
Even though I got diabetes
I don't care about my kidneys!
Go to the next house
If I see your mom ill unbutton her blouse
If you ever see me ill just go poof
Then I'll end up on the roof
Ow man I just fell
That really hurt like hell
Everybody knows my name
I got so much fame
I got my own damn hat
How cool is that
Never had a heart attack
Even though I'm so fat
And I do that crack
Bet you thought it was snow
But no you're wrong its blow

(Chorus)

I'm coming to town
So turn that frown upside down
Or I'm gonna smack you around
And you better not pout
Or imma knock ass out

Watching them hoes
Sliding up my north pole
You ain't gotta worry mrs. claus already knows
Got so many presents
Ill even give it to you peasants
Made by what you call elves
I call em slaves
I already dug their graves
They ask why I just smile and waves
I like little kids
I let them sit on my lap
Their parents don't even give a crap
I especially like little boys
That's why I give them lots of toys
Cause there the best sex
Woah don't take that outta context
I'm not talking sexual acts
I'm just stating the facts
*normal* I mean they're the best gender if you're still not getting this
Now I'm gonna brief
Cause I wanna smoke some holiday reef
Like a native American Chief
Call me Wiz Khalif
Now Justin bieber take a step back
Christmas is my turf, stick to that baby crap

Category:

Comedy

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[BUTCHEREDbabies6six6]

wow need a bit more energy, and alot lot lot less more monotone, then maybe it would be good.

[ChaoticMatters]

@BUTCHEREDbabies6six6 you try delivering toys all over the world and see how much energy you have! One more outburst like that from you and you're going on the naughty list, pal!

[BUTCHEREDbabies6six6]

@ChaoticMatters damn usually Im doing good to stay on the naughty list and not on santas hit list

[ChaoticMatters]

@BUTCHEREDbabies6six6 well you have one more chance, thanks for subscribing! :)

[KommiOnu7]

who is the guy in 0:24 behind the curtain?

[ChaoticMatters]

@KommiOnu7 i thought it was a shadow of someone too but it's a figurine that's in the window (christmas decorations)

[wynford58]

does any one else see the mail truck in the background

[angelorassengan]

uhm.... does somebody els see someone behind the curtain ?

[SirezX]

@ChaoticMatters

Lol...why else would anyone want a beibers autograph? 0.o unless you're a 14 year old girl xD 

[SirezX]

@ChaoticMatters

Yes I KNOW! I blame the TUBE! and nice! I went and downloaded his instrumental as well, very cool ^_-

[ChaoticMatters]

@SirezX you missed this one too!??! geeze. And I have a download to both of them. Well there's a link to the video of the instrumental but he has the download. I get most of my beats from tozuproductions, he's good check him out!