Like I said, next okite is: POP (???) Naughty skit okite.
Now of course this comedian has to do something like that since it's his main selling point as a comedian. In order to convince the rest that this is relevant to them (especially KAT-TUN) he explains that there are things one needs to say in situations like that, but to say it outright is NG (no good). He says guys will appreciate this the most.
Kame: So guys will appreciate this, but...girls...?
Akira: Girls say they love this!
Everyone: HUH??
Akira: Kanako-chan, what do you think?
Kanako: It's exactly as you say...
Everyone: Ehh??
Kanako: Besides, the best thing is to see KAT-TUN being naughty.
A collective discomfort passes through the studio. lol
Akira's example: KAT-TUN, you like to drink sometimes, right?
KAT-TUN: Yeah, sometimes...
Akira: Here's what one should typically say to a girl at a bar
I'll summarise since I didn't quite get it all: he says that drinking somehow provides him with the right type of *looks down at himself* energy.
Everyone: o.0??
Me: *face-palm*
Apparently that covers THE POP side of the naughty skit okite. Unbelievable.
He gives a few more examples along the same line...one in a ghost house (obake?)and he literally uses the
the words "tatta" which means standing up. I think you get the general idea.
Finally, it's Ueda's turn to give it a go.
Kanako gets to be in the best position possible, so she makes a cute expression that shockingly resembles a traditional china doll. lol.
Ueda: Wow...Tokyo tower is big, isn't it?
[Watch Taguchi in the background; guffawing like a 15 year old (not that I was any different when I saw this part; had to pause the video and bury myself in my pillow. lol]
Ueda: Well, my tokyo tower is just about as big, you know.
LOL!!!
How is it possible for a guy to look so adorable when he's saying something like that?? Impossible! But we all know that Ueda is win!
Everyone agrees.
Akira: Magnificent! Magnificent!
Koki's turn. The situation is that they're sitting at home on a date, drinking tea and watching a dvd.
Kanako sits down really quickly. Yep, she's having lots of fun. Lucky girl.
Koki: Look! Look! *glances down* My tea stock just stood upright!
Everyone: LOL!!!!
They all call Koki Sensei! Ah~ he was unexpectedly a pro. lol. Akanishi's influence, probably...or maybe not considering the lyrics to some of his songs.
Ueda loves it the most. lol.
And Inoue wants to know why it is that even if "it" stood up, why do they have to tell the girl?
Koki: Yes, even if I'm saying, "Mitte, mitte, it's not as if it's something to display"
Now, even in all this excitement, Kame gets a chance to take over.
(Ah, I also figured out the song, so it's fine now.)
Surprising Kitchen Products.
Now, don't hurt me since I mean this in an entirely positive way because I love Kame. But he's becoming more and more feminine, isn't he?
Umm, yes, so anyway, Kame's going to show us how to make homemade potato chip using two simple steps. This really is an infomercial, isn't it? Best. One. Ever.
Poor Kame in the leftover vestiges of the last okite, has his mind in the gutter. Instead of chips, he goes and says, "chin" and thanks to Jin, we all should know what that means. Aww, they didn't have the camera on him when he put the handkerchief to his mouth. So cute how embarrassed he got just then. Koki thought it was a hit.
First thing I thought is that Kame's never really stumbled over his words on the show before. Like never. MC fail. lol. And he can't stop. Inoue says Kame's entire head is filled with dirty jokes now.
Moving on, I think it's pretty clear what he's saying when he makes the chips so I probably don't have to spot translate there.
Now he explains that something called TKG is very popular nowadays.
They're supposed to guess what that is.
Turns out it is Eggs mixed into rice (so yummy) "tamago kake gohann" If you haven't tried it, you ought to.
There is a special mixer invented just for this purpose.
But for a moment let's all marvel at Kame's egg-cracking skills. Amazing!
There's a sharp part at the end that really cuts into the egg when you're mixing.
Now I could really use the One Touch can opener. I struggle to often with can openers that it isn't even funny, and it opens it so cleanly and there's even a magnet on the bottom that holds the top in place. Yes, sugeiiiii!
Ah~ KAT-TUN could probably sell me anything. I'm bad with things like this. And only about $35.
Chips are done!
Kame is really good at eating for the camera, I'll give him that. Bananas, pudding, now chips! lol.
Next up, Ueda! And pay attention, fans, because he's about to tell you just exactly what makes his heart go dokidoki.
ueda's image is always cute and calm and mature and so on XD
i just cant take it when he said some dirty jokes like that XD
he still looks rly cute anyway
And yes, unfortunately, TKG is raw egg with rice. BUT! I promise that there is hardly anything more delicious AND nutritious than that mixture. Not only do raw eggs boost your immunity levels, but it's less fattening than a fried or boiled egg. Try mixing it with miso as well and you'll definitely understand what all the fuss is about. (Note: make sure the rice is really warm)
Well I will take your word for it, oddly enough MY mum just cooked rice. I have to try it with the Miso one day. Oh i was already planning on using warm/hot rice. will try it and get back to you