The Best Jay-Z & Kanye West 'Niggas In Paris' Parody

Sorry for the 2007 video quality lol... but I still had to represent for all the baldies out there! #BaldSoHard

Yo. This song goes out to all the folks out there sporting the baldie. Some of us can help it and some of us can't. It's all good. No hair, don't care, baby.

Verse 1:
So, I'm bald so hard, barbers wanna fine me, but first they gotta find me
I can't brush my hair, but why do you care? Can you please remind me?
(Bald so hard) This shi* crazy, y'all don't know that don't shi* phase me
Grab ya wave grease, throw it away and look at you like this shi* gravy
(Bald so hard) This ain't weird, this is how I rock my cut
(Bald so hard) Since I'm here, it's only right I do the bald head strut
Psycho, I'm liable to go Michael, take your pick
Duncan, Tyson, Jordan, Game Six
(Bald so hard) Got a clipper, after shave that don't burn as much
Shaving cream, get better with time, hiding behind all these bald spots
(Bald so hard) I'm shocked too, thought I was too young to be bald too
But guess what, if you're lucky enough, you'll be in the mirror getting cut up too
(Bald so hard) Let's get shiny, Wendy Wilmot for 8 days
No combs, no brushes, this is how you live in a great way
(Bald so hard) Calm down and I just might let you touch my head
Purell's hand sanitizer, use it, go ahead...

Hook:
Bald so hard, barbers wanna fine me (That shi* cray, that shi* cray, that shi* cray)

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Wayne Funny Drake
• shave
• razors
• clippers
• combs
• brushes
• natural hair

[Shaqpack609]

stoooop! lmao love it!

[determined2prosper]

LMFAO! you had to bored outta up mind.. OR that sh*t cray!