Hurricane Irene - The Song

A little song I wrote, parody off of Lunch Lady Land - which is written by an idol of mine, Adam Sandler. Here's my version, lyrics below...

"This is a song..."
"This is uhh, This is a new song..."
"It's through the eyes, well...eye of someone very close to me"

Came home last Friday
And the sun was still shinin' out
Rode the NYC MTA
cuz I didn't have a doubt
Don't read the papers
cuz the news just makes me pout
Just prayin' everyone will stay alive with
Hurricane Irene!

Well I fill my tub with water
In case the water flow stop
And I loaded my fridge with groceries
Mostly it's beer and pop
The whole city's gonna shut down
According to some cop
But everybody seems to be just fine
Down here with Hurricane Irene

Well today's sports games have all been postponed
And my out of town family has all been telephoned
During Hurricane Irene we all waste time
Facebook runs your whole life
Mountains build of trash
And sewer rivers flow out the pipes.
Antoine was right when he told us to
Hide your kids, and hide your wife
No one can escape the magic of Hurricane Irene

Wind & a rainstorm, wind & a rainstorm
Wind & a rainstorm, wind & a rainstorm
Flooded streets, flooded streets, flooded streets.
Wind & a rainstorm, wind & a rainstorm
Flooded streets, flooded streets
Soggy Pant legs!

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i dreamt one morning, that I woke up to see...
all my patio furniture, lookin' at me..

they scream why do you tie me, and put me in a pile...
I said.. don't worry about it now, it's only for a while..

they said, what did we do to make you oh so mad..
I said, you got it all wrong, and soon you'll be glad..

That you ain't blowin', and breakin' all the glass...
10-stories up is a pain in my a$$

I tried to order pizza but I could not see
Why they couldn't bring an order to me

I really quite enjoyed having time alone
Until my boss said I should be workin' from home.

He said, it's just some bad weather not the end of the world
It's not like the city has so icome unfurled

He said you should be workin', not wastin' my dime
Don't you know you can view your accounts online

I didn't say a word, or get all upset
But I had a better use for the internet.

I could

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[Spoken]
Cuz you ain't no hurriance, girl
You're just a tropical storm
Metorologist may hate on you
But I'll keep you warm
You'll always be my...
Hurricane Irene

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Tags:

• hurricane irene
• adam sandler
• lunch lady land
• storm
• thunder
• Antoine
• hide your wife
• hide your kids

[LittleFawnExtras]

great song!!!! love the lyrics!!!

[ejsmadja]

Well eh... Mike, I think you filled your fridge with alcohol, not water. I like :)