I love this song so much that I just had to cover it. If you haven't watched Steve Porter's other vids, I highly recommend it. Totally original that guy.
I dedicate this song to my cousin Maggie who showed me the original song, Chris, Andrew, and Yoko.
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Here are the lyrics:
Watch This
Hi its Vince with Slap Chop
Youre gonna be in a great mood all day
Cuz youll be slapping your troubles away with the Slap Chop
Its like slapping your troubles away with the Slap Chop (x2)
Now look heres a potato
One slap you get big chunks for stew
Two slaps, home fries in a second
And now look at this
When you add a mushroom
The more you do it
The finer it gets
you dont switch any blades
Now you love salad
You hate makin salad
Ya know you hate makin salad
Ya hate makin salad
Thats why you dont have any salad in your diet
Watch just one slap, salad
Soup, coleslaw, stuffin' what?
Five seconds?
Four, five seconds its done!
This thing, this tuna looks boring
Stop having boring tuna
Stop having a boring life
Add this tuna make it in like this
Now youre gonna have a nice exciting life now
Heres a hard boiled egg
One chop you add the pickle
You add the green onion
whatcha can do you can mix things together
Add the ham and youre gonna love this
Dont have time to make breakfast?
Breakfast to go!
Watch this
Your gonna love my nuts
Watch this
Your gonna love my nuts
Watch this
Your gonna watch this
Your gonna watch this
Watch this, watch this
Watch this, watch this
Watch this
What about fruit?
Put a mango
Watch this (x4)
Isnt that beautiful on your ice-cream?
The reason youre gonna slap away everyday
Is cuz its so easy to clean
One
Two
And pops open like that
Now these other ones youve seen at the stores
Bacteria gets on the food
All the stores have this
You cant clean it
You cant open this up
Its worthless
Forget about it
Now take the Slap Chop
Put it back together
Put the Slap Chop right there
Just put the Slap Chop right there (x3)
The skins at the bottom (x4)
The skin comes right off (x4)
Now put a tomato in there, add your cilantro, your hot peppers right there
You hit it like this
Hit it like this (x3)
Guys were gonna make America skinny again
One slap at a time. Its. (x2)
Guys were gah once mera one skinny again
One slap at a t, one slap at a t (x3)
Guys were, guys were
meri one s meri one slap at a slap at a slap slap slap slap
Hi its Vince with Slap Chop
Youre gonna be in a great mood all day
Cuz youll be slapping your troubles away with the Slap Chop
Its like slapping your troubles away with the Slap Chop (x2)
Its easy ya just got one hand and
Chop chop chop chop chop chop chop
Watch this
i bet i would love his nuts
melissathecon 6 months ago 6
@melissathecon I'm holding you too that.
chadneidt 6 months ago 13
I bet this got you laid by so many milfs...
jordanbishop0405 7 months ago 4
@jordanbishop0405 that would have been nice but weird..."Hey! You're that slap chop guy! Come upstairs!"
chadneidt 7 months ago 7
i would love to see tabs for this song, i picked out some of it but the angles got me a little messed up. also never have i seen anything that made my day this much. Great cover
BrokenToySoldierNF 11 months ago 5
@BrokenToySoldierNF Yea man, one of these days I gotta make some tabs.
chadneidt 11 months ago 6