Re: The Flying Spaghetti Monster vs the Invisible Pink

Who will win?

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• atheist
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• agnostic
• spaghettios
• jihad

[Tineafa]

That was rubbish. Your heart is in the right place, but the flying spaghetti monster deserves better than this.

[vegassilenttype]

I think the same way that jesus is god, and god is the father, and so is the holy spirit.

[PaladinswordSaurfang]

@KentRigeI No I'm an atheist, but thanks for your comment.

[KentRigeI]

@dude33ism Mark, according to 99% of biblical scholars, was the first gospel and authored no earlier than 70 AD. Matthew is clearly an interpolation of Mark containing everything Mark does, sometimes even verbatim, but with further embellishment. Regardless all of the gospels were ATTRIBUTED their names in the 2nd century and are anonymous. As to proof or evidence Jesus never existed, I don't need that. A lack of compelling evidence is more than sufficient to warrant doubt/dismissal.

[KentRigeI]

@dude33ism Where? Seriously? LIke when Mark says Jesus rode into Jerusalem on one donkey and Matthew says he rode in on two? That Luke, Mark and Matthew all say that the disciples fetched the donkey/s while John says Jesus fetched it himself? Where three gospels say that Jesus was executed on eve BEFORE passover while John says it was the eve of passover day? And no, none of the gospels were contemporary. Mark WASN'T a disciple, but a supposedly a follower of Peter's ministry.

[dude33ism]

@KentRigeI Where do they contradict? What verses? Matthew Mark and John were each Disciples of Jesus, they were there when it happened they saw everything. So they wrote it down. And have you enough evidence of why Jesus did not exist with you to back you up? Before spouting that statement.

[dude33ism]

@PassionForPasta show me the video.

[KentRigeI]

@dude33ism Given that the 'evidence' for Jesus resurrection is four anonymously authored stories which contradict each other on numerous counts despite the fact that each subsequent author had access to the works of his predecesor, were all writen no less than 30-40 years after the supposed events, almost the span of an entire generation at the time, and in no way provide any testable evidence, only hearsay... I think the idea any person can KNOW Jesus existed and rose laughable.

[KentRigeI]

@PaladinswordSaurfang Regards, number 5... how can you know? Just because no one has seen or can provide reproducible evidence that spaghetti to possess or use pirate swords doesn't mean that spaghetti can't.

Unless you don't believe in anything you cannot observe and quantify... in which case I hope you don't believe in any other invisible and inscrutible deities.

[BlockisticStudios]

@vegassilenttype

thefuckisthisshit

[PaladinswordSaurfang]

This video is illogical in the following ways.

1. The flying spaghetti monster is made of spaghetti, not noodles.

2. Unicorn horns are not projectiles.

3. Prayer only works for humans. Saying "I pray to god that god will heal" is telling god to heal himself. God should be smart enough to know to heal himself regardless.

4. Prayer does not give attack boosts.

5. Spaghetti is unable to possess nor use pirate swords.

6. They both don't exist.

Am I right guys?

[briggles]

FSM WINS!!!