TO GIRLS WHO PEE ON THE SEATS.

I am sick of having to go into the bathroom and be like, 'EW PEE ALL OVER THE FREAKIN SEAT. GROSS.' And then having to go into another bathroom, or get a crapload of toilet paper and wipe it off because all the other ones are in use. Please, I beg you, stop.

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[peelots]

I think you'll find the rot starts when a hyper fastidious girl who thinks even if she passes the cleaner in the doorway that she is going to pick up germs or STD's from the toilet seat - so she hovers. She's the kind that never touches herself 'down there' so she doesn't think to open her labia to improve the stream and just sprays everywhere. If all girls sat - no problem - but once there's pee on the seat everyone hovers and the the end result is piss everywhere.

[c0olerthanu]

I don't even know what to say to this.

[Twustee]

You don't do the hover in public restrooms?

[c0olerthanu]

I sure don't. I'm one of those people who believe if I am going to die of germs or something like that, then so be it. That being said, I still don't want to know that someone just got pee all over the seat my butt is currently placed on.

[syrin0x]

AHAHAH WIGGLE AROUND

[scylon36]

sooth the savage asshole

[DownWithTheGoblin]

Sounds like you need a mushroom stamp so you'll stop complaining over the internet.

[stevev61]

i used tha ladys b room when i was little and w my mom and i had to wipe pee of the seat

[stevev61]

true that 

[LoneWolfe01]

I PEE ON SEATS.

[nattebroek]

Why don't you use diapers? Much easier and you have your personal toilet! Never wet toiletseat or someone else who didn't flush!

[dddb12]

Like I just saw a girl who just hover their butt above the toilet and try to pee in the toilet just because they're sensitive

[dddb12]

The most likely possibility is that some girls hover when peeing and don't want to touch the seat because they're germaphobic.

[Excpired]

that is gross, girls pee? jk.

So heres something worse, I went into a bathroom (in highschool no less), and there was a giant dump in a urinal. It was really gross, and you can't really do anything about it you can see/smell it from all urinals so I didnt even go. I mean, you can't flush it, its in a urinal ! Whatever sicko did that is seriously messed up.

[peelots]

Will remove if you find it offensive - though you did start the thread -and I think I am pretty close to the truth - was also in a book I saw in a library years ago on the topic of design of bathroom furniture.