The George Brett Story

True story.

Category:

Sports

Tags:

• royals
• george
• brett
• manager
• shit
• pooped
• poops
• his
• pants

[Kevin01SH]

1:38 Peyton Manning?

[MrMikeMck15]

@Kevin01SH wow good call.

[berjaboy]

"Got up in the morning, took the most perfect double tapered shit I've ever had in my life....True story.....Who's the pitchers in this game?"

[governorgilf]

This is quite possibly the best story ever. One of the funniest things I've heard!

[dzanier]

I'm sure Kokomos is happy to hear George plug their restaurant like this.

[razorblade42069]

This is why my PS3 name is ijustshtmypants. True story.

Notice how the guy Brett's telling the story to can't get away fast enough?

[dzanier]

I will never, ever, ever, ever get tired of hearing this. This is poetry. This is art. This is sooooo funny!!!!

[Mainsail76]

"Don't fret, we've got Brett!" That's what we would cheer back in the 80's when the Royals were great. I've heard that Brett has been telling this story with slight variations to rookies for years going back to his playing days. I don't know why he'd tell such a tale, but the other old salts in the background of this video act as if they've heard it all before, probably because they have. Either way, he seems to get a big kick out of telling it. Brett for President!

[StPetesYTSMemptyA320]

@vegarover he would have been coaching at the time

[StPetesYTSMemptyA320]

i shit my pants about 2 years ago on the way back from a soccer game, in my car. i pulled over at a local school and tried to get up as quickly as i could but some shit came running out of the built in underwear all over my car seat. then i took my soccer boots off, got out of the car as quickly as i could, and threw my shorts and soccers in a dumpster. i ied myself up in a gym towel and drove home the rest of the way. im good for it about once every 5 years

[jessenl77]

And that's how you teach good hitting technique.

[rygu79]

George Brett...now that's a ball-player.

[donkeysanddownbursts]

Someone who was really pissed off about having to pick up and throw away his shitty pants is now really pissed off about actually throwing them away.