Devil May Cry 4 Review

An experiment where I take one of the reviews I've written and try reading it out.

The visuals are really just for fun, so they aren't the finest in the world.

This review was originally posted on the escapist. www.escapistmagazine.com

Oh, and it's not supposed to be a rip off of Zero Punctuation, it just turned out that way, sorry.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• devil
• may
• cry
• review
• escapist
• nilcypher
• zero
• punctuation
• video
• blog

[facehit]

no its not yahtsee id just a cheap crap rip off

[nilcypher]

Perhaps, but at least I can spell.

[donteffwitme]

I'm confused are you Yahtsee?

[nilcypher]

Damn, you've rumbled me!

[perfectstranger]

"Oh, and it's not supposed to be a rip off of Zero Punctuation, it just turned out that way, sorry."

Tags: devil may cry review  escapist nilcypher zero punctuation video blog

You say something but then your tags says something different.

[nilcypher]

Yes, you have a very good point. I'm entirely guilty of riding Yahtzee's coat tails to try and get this noticed a little more.

I'm not especially proud of it though, if that's any consolation.

[guygallagher410]

Your video is a favorite on Romania

[etocadet]

i preferred nero over dante, his fist thing (i forget it now) was brilliant for using on enemies for a special attack

[MetalGearCherVik]

@nilcypher I love the fact that you now work for The Escapist because of this. It'll show them skallywags

[amig90]

Nice review. I would suggest that you add something in the background not to have too many empty spaces. I did get distracted in a few instances where there wasn't anything on the screen even though I was still listening. I would suggest either keeping an image of the box art or something as a constant background ;) or fill in the gaps with whatever you find on google that may be at least relevant, if not humorous.

[ThunderThighs23814]

Damn I was just thinking that this sounds like something yahtzee would write...the I read the description lolz. Good review though.

[Rtv03]

"the characters are so one-dimensional they shouldn't even exist in the universe" <---clever, true and hilarious!

DMC 4 feels like a watered down DMC3. I didn't like that all upgrades are available from the start, i saw no value in that cuz it didn't feel like i've "earned" them like in the previous games. I enjoyed the camera work when doing the finishing moves on bosses though.

[korny1684]

next time instead of having just bits of black screen fill it up with what you are talking about. just some constructive criticism. inb4 *thumbs down*

[SupernaturallyBAMed2]

FInally a just review.

[mistapanther]

british people have no sense of hummor