WOK 'n' WOLL

PLEASE WATE AND COMMENT
I WANK THIS AS ONE OF MY BREAST WECORDINGS

I want to be a rock star but it won't gel for me
Because my pronunciation is not all that it should be
I look for inspiration in a bottle of red wine
But then my sibilants are harder to define

Well it's hard to write a song without an R in
I try and try and try, in vain
Oh it's hard to write a song without an R in
I try but my god it hurts my brain

My favourite Beatles album is Revolver
And Eleanor Rigby is the song I'd like to play
I daren't sing Ruby Tuesday by the rolling stones
And at Ritchie Blackmore's Rainbow I call it a day
I'll play songs by the Kinks but not Ray Davis
Due to rhotacism there's so much I must reject
If I try to sing Free's classic, All Right Now
I'm told I'm racist and politically incorrect

Joe Strummer was the spokesman of his generation
And the Who extolled the virtues of theirs
But their songs are packed with loads of R's
I tell you wok and woll is so bloody unfair
I can't sing old folk songs like Wild Rover
And rhythm is something for which I pray
I can't play rag time and I can't rap
But I never ever try to do reggae

So now you know the problem that afflicts me
And the stress and indecision I go through
Sometimes it's hard to make myself understood
I have a "Don't fear the Weeper" tattoo ..
Well it's hard to write a song without an R in
Here's a challenge from me to you
Oh it's hard to write a song without an R in
Well friends if you can write one for me please do

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[sneakyuploader]

A tewifick song Thanks , one of your best mate

[monello198]

@sneakyuploader

thanks Wayne..

nice to see you stalking through my oldies

;-}~

[loukelly1]

twuly a gweat pewfowmance!

[monello198]

@loukelly1

weally genewous of you

;-}~

[planeoftime]

Don't you mean whotacism?

[monello198]

you know you're right..

i do

lol

;-}

[dethronethesonofgod]

stfu

[CheekyUpload]

@monello198 I do pop in from time to time , enjoy your Sunday mate !!!

[1991idontknow]

haha, I have rhotacism, you cant really tell anymore because of speech therapy, but i had it bad as a little kid, and i have to say that this is really funny and made me laugh, because this was basically the story of my life as a little kid. i would always get frustrated that i could never be a singer or an actor because no one could tell what i was saying, needless to to Joe Strummer and Matt Bellamy became my childhood idols. thanks a lot for this.

[loukelly1]

this was weally impwessive..me and my mates spk like this & have named it 'cawol spk' (after cawol thatchew) as you can see i am fluent-my r's w weplaced with w's. tell me what you want wat you weally weally want! you spin me wite wound baby wite wound like a wecowd baby wite wound wound wound! the list goes on! wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[KolLiZlOlL]

Whoooooo!

[Teddyboydan]

Lookin weal good.